by Big tits lowry October 22, 2017
Get the lan lowrymug. by turkishplayboi June 16, 2020
Get the kes lanmug. 
The complete opposite of chuck luck. Lan luck is comparative to slipping on ice and landing on your ass, only instead of falling on the ground, you end up falling on a 12 inch dildo coated in rockguard that bottoms out in your lungs. Many people who suffer from lan luck end up contemplating suicide or suffer from depression and a resentment for people who live their lives normally. Often times you will see these individuals praying beforehand to just have something work for once. This usually involves menial tasks such as loading up a video game, trying to get marginally lucky for lootbox rewards or just going from point A to point B whilst travelling. Many of the afflicted are named Landon, Lan or have some sort of variation of the previously listed names. The cause is unknown but is the main driving point that people associated with chuck luck are to blame as they are viewed as siphoning all luck away from them. Those who have the names "chuck" are deeply resented in these situations.
Lan: "Please God. Please God. Please God! Just start the damn game. I'm sick of this."
Joe: "Dude. We're waiting. Hurry up!"
Chuck: "Seriously man. Been waiting for like an hour now."
Lan: "Fuck! Fucking game crashed again! Are you serious?! Fuck this. I'm out! So done with this lan luck shit..."
Joe: "Dude. We're waiting. Hurry up!"
Chuck: "Seriously man. Been waiting for like an hour now."
Lan: "Fuck! Fucking game crashed again! Are you serious?! Fuck this. I'm out! So done with this lan luck shit..."
by Chucky boyyyooo February 15, 2019
Get the Lan luckmug. by Lifesupportmachine69 January 27, 2023
Get the Pudi lanmug. 1. To daze or render senseless, by or as if by a blow.
2. To overwhelm or daze with a loud noise.
3. To stupefy, as with the emotional impact of an experience; astound. See Synonyms at daze.
4. One that moves Johnny Fong's heart.
5. Most beautiful wife.
6. Amazing woman.
2. To overwhelm or daze with a loud noise.
3. To stupefy, as with the emotional impact of an experience; astound. See Synonyms at daze.
4. One that moves Johnny Fong's heart.
5. Most beautiful wife.
6. Amazing woman.
by Johnny Fong December 1, 2003
Get the Lan Tomug. A Shu Lan is a rare species of frog that happens to be from Hong Kong and has social issues but at the same time is magnificently intelligent and gives the Aman frog very good advice when he needs it. This species of frog is also lesbian and great at dance.
by BisexualDepressedPhrog November 15, 2020
Get the Shu Lanmug.