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Lance

(verb)

1: To lie about or deny the truth in any circumstance. To cover up or hide.

2: To manipulate or deceive someone for personal gain or notoriety.

3: To sue or bring suit against someone.
1. I honestly believed that I was supporting a legitimate charity with my hard-earned money, but it turns out that I fell victim to a con man. I got Lanced.

2: When it sounds too good to be true, you've probably been Lanced.

3: Joe said that if I breathed a word to anybody that he was stealing from his boss, he'd Lance me for libel.
by Truthseeker58 January 23, 2013
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Lance

A man who is wise. A man you will make you laugh at the slightest mumble of a joke. A man who is a great friend to those he likes and forgiving to those who annoy him. Lance is a person whose inner thoughts and opinions shine through in everyday life, and who expresses even more when you get to know him. Lance is handsome and smart, and he is too modest about having those traits. Lance is a best friend and a boyfriend, and enjoys playing music with those he loves. He enjoys music that can be cryptic. Lance is someone who deserves all of the luck in the world, and then some.
"Hey look, it's the greatest person in the world!"
"Lance?"
by a_happy_girlfriend November 30, 2011
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