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Lancebag

A person who rides his bicycle on public excercise paths as if they are competing in a major race. They are typically subpar riders and are rude. Sometimes they wear yellow jerseys.
Mike: Did you see the cyclist in the park on Sunday wearing a yellow jersey and yelling at all the pedestrians?
Ike: Yeah. He's such a lancebag. What did he think it

was the Tour De Central Park?
by NYCRunner October 26, 2011
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Lancs

The biggest, most sexiest, hottest young male to have ever ventured the world, he loves everything, including the Welsh. In his sexy Partyhat t-shirt and his inability to lay Rachael.
Blind man: Don't we all wish we could have them skinny jeans with the hot hair and the knowledge of Lancs? Blind man 2: Yeah he has the sexiest ass known to man
by Rowlii October 22, 2008
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violent anal sexual intercourse where no contact between the individuals is allowed other than the contact between the rectum and phallus
Nicky had to run to the ER because of the ass lancing he took last night...or...Being a shy person, Oliver enjoyed ass lancing because it took away the personal side of sex.
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lacy mosley

the incredibly hot and excellent lead singer in the band flylef from temple, texas.
jennifer: what is hot?
jackie: why lacey mosley of course!
jennifer: wow, i never knew that.
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Laptop Lancelot

A term used to describe anybody in an internet chatroom who wants to pick a fight.
"I was in Google chat last night & some fucking Laptop Lancelot kept trying to start something with me"
by The Barse October 3, 2007
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mr lacy

Mr Lacy is usually a mean and got a big bold head if you come across a Mr Lacy you will know straight away
Mr Lacy:U NAUGHTY BOY
Child: Fuck you Mr Lacy
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Lance's Mom

The most beautiful and fuckable MILF you will ever see. She is great in bed, and will always cheer up your dick if needed.
Guy: Lance's Mom is such a fucking babe

Any other guy: Fuck yea she is!
by XxFeministxX May 17, 2016
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