Lo Mein 

Fiercely fucking a chick's asshole without a condom and getting shit up your dick hole, then making the chick slurp it out like a noodle.

Yao: "Last night I went to Panda Express and ordered a Lo Mein!"
Chung: "Wow must have been tasty!"
Yao: "Not the noodle bowl, the shit bowl."

Lo Mein by LIL z 904 November 29, 2017

lo.Oser 

An original mix between loser and n00b. A lo.Oser is a such poor guy that the only way 2 get a bit of dignity is 2 commit suicide.

PapyBoyington, u r a big lo.Oser!
Hey lo.Oser, where is your driving license?
Van Damme is an aware lo.Oser!

lo.Oser by li[]il April 11, 2005

Lo Chin

A phrase when spoken or thought simultaneously by 2 individuals, validates a profound underlying connection of the soul. After the phrase is shared, it results in a sudden realization of that connection.

Driving down the road while i was thinking 'Lo Chin' my girl said, "Lo Chin" out of the blue. At that point we understood.

Lo Chin by Jeffrey926 October 21, 2008

Lo.0L 

The laugh out loud response to something that is not only funny but weird, strange, crazy, or creepy as well

friend - what are you up to?
-looking at the news, actually
-there's a lot of weird stuff
friend - like what?
-i'm reading an article about this nigerian guy with 86 wives
friend - Lo.0L

Lo.0L by Lo.OL October 3, 2008

Lo-ike 

The stage where one doesn’t want to use love until the other has but still lowkey wants to

Even though you pee loud i still LO-IKE you.

Lo-ike by aleakym October 5, 2018

lo-mo 

Abbreviation for the term "low mohawk", describing a rather trendy, new age hair style. Sported by such superstars as Robert De Niro and David Beckham.

Excuse me, sir, but you will have to leave the premises. The sign clearly states, "no lo-mo haircuts allowed".

Californian Panzy: "Hey can I get a lo-mo?"
Hairdresser: "What the HELL is that?!"

lo-mo by G-Diddies January 11, 2007

Lo Mo Barn 

Cantonese slang for the direct English translation of 'Mother Board'. Proper Cantonese term is Dai Barn (meaning bottom board or lower board). Lo Mo means mother but is a rude way to say it and can be interpreted as swearing.

Chinese Geek: Wei look at my new Lo Mo Barn!

Lo Mo Barn by W_DRagon May 5, 2005