Tony Kart Racer 401 R

The fastest kart in the west. (As long as you run an X 30 not of that rotax shit.)

friend 1: Bruh my new Mercury R Kosmic is so fast.
me: Hell no bro the Tony Kart Racer 401 R is the shit. it doesn't look like barney's vomit.
friend 1: Instantly dies from truth.

by Tonykartracer July 4, 2019

mario kart lick

Mario kart song played on a saxophone

dequan played the mario kart lick on his sax

by obviouslyretarded February 18, 2021

Five Mule Kart

a girls ass so big it would take 5 mules to pull it.

Check out that girl over there, thats a five mule kart.
Katie has a five mule kart.

by Five Mule Kart Krew January 14, 2008

garfield kart

a really cool game that lags so bad and u suck if you dont like it

garfield kart succks

by whatiscow March 30, 2017

go kart

An extreme sexual practice typically performed between two or more homosexual men. Considered deviant by many and outlawed under sodomy laws in most states.

Yo man, I ain't going to that party. That go karting shit is too fucked up even for my tastes!

by Danny June 19, 2006

Mario Kart 8

The one game that take all hatred and puts it into a game with a full 32 maps to race on and a roster full of Koopalings and Babies. Also, it has Red Shells Aka The bane of my existence, and probably yours. Oh, and it has an annoying rubberbanding AI system. Good luck and have fun with this game. Overall, it's a fun game.

You: Hey, wanna come to my house to play Mario Kart 8?
Friend: NO, NEVER AGAIN SHALL I COME TO YOUR HOUSE YOU PLAY THAT GAME!

by Random definitions from Mr. Q October 25, 2014

kartel

a cute black lightskin boy of gets alot of girls but cant keep them he is know as the school player every girl falls for him but he could care less if they did he defends his family but will fight for what he wants

omg she fell in love with kartel here come her heartbreak

by Queen.xo December 18, 2017