knorn on the knob

Excrement with a high level of texture due to consumption of corn.

The knorn on the knob hurt so much that John regretted eating three ears of corn.

by mj_oblio February 29, 2004

knob cheek

The act of slapping ones unerected penis against another person's face cheek.

Person A - As payback for punching me i'm going to knob cheek you endlessly until you can't feel your face.
Person B - No NO NOOOOOO

by mentaljon November 9, 2010

Knob Jockey

a person, often a derogitory term for a homosexual male, who enjoys riding cock.

went to the club lastnight, it was full of complete knob jockeys

by offlyner April 20, 2006

Knob-Cheese

<noun> Offensive Chiefly British Slang

The implication that the subject of the insult is indeed so insignificant as to suggest that they are equal only to the small particles of sweat, semen and urine to be found twix the folds of the foreskin and/or other parts of the penis.

BAZZA: "Aww Chazza you fuckin' knob-cheese!"
CHAZZA: "Dahn fuckin' call me a knob-cheese, y' piece o' shit!"

by Stuart Fletcher January 29, 2005

Slob Knobbing

The act of performing fellatio.

Your sister was slob knobbing all night long!

by Cooter Brown October 29, 2002

Knob goblin

One who is blessed with the gift of gobbling knob. AKA one of the top 5 cock suckers in the world.

Dude 1: How did your date with Abigail go? You seem to be walking weird, everything alright?

Dude 2: I'm good bro, Abi is a straight up knob goblin. I can hardly walk today.

Dude 1: DAAAAAMN!!!

by dongjohnson November 29, 2015

dork knob

the puny beginnings of a man's pigtail. any pigtail on a man measuring less than three inches in length from the elastic pigtail fastener or scrunchie to the tip of the pigtail.

did you see that stupid aging hippy and his greying dork knob? do you think he ever gets laid?

by the pep squad February 24, 2005