Krispy Kremed

The act of putting your dick through one original glazed dohnut, while fucking the poor recepient. Make sure to cum on the dohnut and make her eat it afterwards.

Breakfast was really boring this morning, until I got krispy kremed

by lukeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee April 2, 2017

Face Krispie

1). A Herpetic Lesion of the Face, a Cold Sore.

2). Any scab on the face.

Yeah man she'd've been ok if it hadn't been for all the face krispies.

Damn, I have a date tonight and I've just got this massive face krispie!

by EddieFB February 3, 2009

krispy creme

when a man ejaculates in a women's face and it hardens into a shiny glaze (that is good on toast)

"hey man, i gave that girl some Krispy Creme lastnight. It was pretty tasty!"

by droopy collins September 4, 2009

Rice krispies

Typical quiet, skinny asian kid. Probably doesnt know english and overall not very talkative.

-I asked that damn Asian girl whats the next lesson and after 20 seconds she answered me in fucking Japaneese!
-Fucking rice krispies

by Matrix 811 November 12, 2018

Krispy Kreme Diet

A feeble attempt at a prayer of a diet.

Joanna- "I'm so fat"

April- "To be honest, you really are fat"

Joanna- "I read about the Krispy Kreme Diet in the funnies yesterday, maybe it works"

April- "Ooooo, tastey and inginious!"

(4 weeks later, after a diet of 3 Krispy Kreme donuts daily)

Joanna- "I think this diet is working! My scale says ERR, which i think stands for something good"

(Joanna's brother David overhears the conversation)

David- "No, it means error because you're so fat the scale can't handle the load upon it"

Joanna- "You're just mad because i ate your box of twinkies"

David- "Wow, that makes you even fatter, fatty."

by The_Buddy January 26, 2010

Krisp

Goat molesting Sex0r

Leave the goat alone Krisp......

by Sex0r February 8, 2003

Krispy Kreme Gangsta

Derived from the greek words: Krispy: so clean and flossy. Kreme: lookin' like they have lots of dough. And Gangsta: keepin it real.

someone who keeps it so Krispy, they never wear the same clothes twice. Not only do they keep it real gangsta, but they look real smooth doing it.

I met that dude Joenutz last night, he crossed me as being a Krispy Kreme Gangsta

by Jorge Lechuga December 26, 2007