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krispy kleenex

The morning-after crusty paper tissue evidence left by the bedside after cleaning up ejaculate mess w/it. Inspired by those ever popular Krispy Kreme donuts.
I left Sheila a fresh half-dozen Krispy Kleenex by her nightstand.
by rob chaidez July 28, 2008
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meat kleenex

He asked if he could blow a little love snot into her meat kleenex.
by magrook July 28, 2006
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brown county kleenex

while giving a cincinnati bowtie the woman sneezes in your anus as if using it as a kleenex, it is called brown county kleenex because the location of the sneeze is most likely brown and the word was created in brown county ohio thus putting it on the map!
dude i hate winter all the women get colds and give me the brown county kleenex! i shit boogers for weeks
by hubie&auschwitz May 1, 2010
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Keling

Is a word used in parts of Southeast Asia (mostly in Malaysia) to denote a person originating from the Indian subcontinent. Not recommended to use this word in Malaysia.
Ali: Oi Keling mari sini
Raju: Kamu seorang lumba-ism
by DeathSite May 27, 2021
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Kleinsman

Someone with untold amounts of Swag. If a person is a Kleinsman they are so swaggerfic that girls fall at their feet.
Brooooooooooo that chick was keen as on you, you're such a Kleinsman
by StephenCranney June 1, 2011
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kleanfoto

sounds like clean photo

kleanfoto is used to describe the results of amateur photographers who call themselves professionals after a high school class such as "communications technology" or buying an expensive dSLR camera and just using the automatic functions
Person 1: Look at these pro shots i took of the concert last night
Person 2: I don't wanna see a kleanfoto (thinking about how blurry and poorly presented it is)
by bluehuffy July 11, 2010
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kleimqr

1. Someone who is smarter than you that is working on the same task as you.

2. The reason you don't have to put in the work on difficult world-changing tasks.
We don't have to worry about, there's a kleimqr for that.
There's a kleimqr out there finding the cure for cancer.
by Kunstlicht August 17, 2016
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