United Klans of America

After the decline of the KKK and a several million dollar lawsuit against the group, the former members got together and formed the UKA, or United Klans of America. The organization is about 5000 strong currently and does not hold a huge force in current affairs. The organization is scattered and hopefully will grow back to a larger, more powerful group to oppose the Black Panthers and NAACP in a non-violent way. The group is not so much a racist society, but it is more interested in the well-being and betterment of white people everywhere.

1. Damn those Klansmen and the United Klans of America, they sure hate niggers.

2. Jasper: "Look here nigger. If anyone's gonna be havin' sex with my sister it's gonna be me!"

3. Pite Wower!

by JARS December 6, 2006

Klasse

Klasse, slang for dick - Most commonly used together with "Hest", which in this case means horse.

Hey nick, your schlong is as big as a Klassehest!

by KnowerOfW0rds January 8, 2020

Klassy keex

A klassy keex is Big fuckin slut who likes to get with guys who have girlfriends, show off her tiny ass, and be a complete whore in the middle of all of it!

Kendal is such a “klassy keex”, I honestly hate her she’s disgusting

by BigDaddyKendal June 15, 2018

klapp

The mispronunciation of my last name.

You fucking whores at the billing company. Spell my fucking name right.

by Jimeh (PHYR3XI4N) August 27, 2003

Klaus

Klaus-A tall, dark and handsome man who is Japanese. And I mean EXTREMELY JAPANESE. He has an amazing singing voice and probably was forced to play piano by his restricting japanese mother. He is every lady's dream. The only problem with Klaus is that he can only hold his breathe for 2 hours. Him and Jesus Christ Our Savior were gay partners back in the day, but don't fret, he isn't gay (he did it for the perks).

"Wow, I'm glad I brought a Klaus. I practice safe-sex."
"Hooray! Klaus just ate godzilla and mothera!"
"Sweety, I know you want to marry a Klaus so badly, but I think we all know that's not happening."
Ice cream man-"Hey there kiddo, what would you like?"
Boy-"I'll take one Klaus, extra sprinkles please!"

by Darthfoley August 3, 2010

klassik

A pimp, someone who smacks hos named, qoa, marc, and minus around.

That dude right there is klassik.

by klassik October 12, 2003

frosty the klansman

A snow man who happens to be a "n****r hating fool, and is reported to have a dick for an ass and an ass for a dick.

Hey brocifer, did you hear? Frosty the klansman is dreaming of a whites only christmas.

by Billy_beer_boi December 9, 2012