An incredibly talented band from the heart of Las Vegas. Perhaps THE greatest band this world has ever heard. Their first album, "Hot Fuss", took the world by storm. "Hot Fuss" can be best compared to 80's glam rock and is comprised of eleven upbeat tracks that will both inspire you and make you want to hit the dance floor. The Killers sophomore album, "Sam's Town", which everyone thought would become a "sophomore slump" like so many other artists second albums become, is in fact, the opposite. "Sam's Town" is quite possibly the best album ever created. Focusing on an "Americana" theme and named after an old run down casino in Las Vegas where bassist Mark Stoermer used to go bowling, "Sams Town" stands for everything America used to be, everything great that was and is no more, and everything it can be. It's filled with tracks that will build you up, take you down, and then build you up again. It will make you laugh and make you cry. With vocals reaching perfection by front man Brandon Flowers, this album is amazing. Ignorant people who bash The Killers have no taste in music and do not want to accept the fact that The Killers ARE and WILL CONTINUE to grow as THE BEST BAND IN THE WORLD.
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One day Johnny walked into the classroom, and the teacher said, 'Johnny, do you have your report done?' He replied, 'no ma'am.' She said, 'if you don't have it done by tomorrow then I'm going to make a call to your parents.'
As Johnny is walking home from school he looks to his left and sees two greyhounds racing,and one gets so far ahead of the other one that it just stops and the other one rams its head right up its a**.
Johnny takes out a piece of paper and writes it all down, saying to himself, 'This is going to be my report.'
The next day at school the teacher says, 'Johnny, do you have your report done?' He says, 'sure do.' So he goes up to the front of the class and starts telling them what he saw. 'Yesterday I was walking home from school when I saw these two greyhounds racing, and one rammed its head right up the other's a**.' The teacher says, 'Johnny, we don't use the word 'a**' in the classroom, it's rectum.' Johnny said, "Rectum? Damn near killed 'Em."
Or this shorter version:
Teacher: So Johnny, how was your weekend?
Johnny: Horrible. A car hit my dog, right in the a**!
Teacher (correcting Johnny's language): Rectum.
Johnny: Wrecked 'em? Damn near killed 'em!
One day Johnny walked into the classroom, and the teacher said, 'Johnny, do you have your report done?' He replied, 'no ma'am.' She said, 'if you don't have it done by tomorrow then I'm going to make a call to your parents.'
As Johnny is walking home from school he looks to his left and sees two greyhounds racing,and one gets so far ahead of the other one that it just stops and the other one rams its head right up its a**.
Johnny takes out a piece of paper and writes it all down, saying to himself, 'This is going to be my report.'
The next day at school the teacher says, 'Johnny, do you have your report done?' He says, 'sure do.' So he goes up to the front of the class and starts telling them what he saw. 'Yesterday I was walking home from school when I saw these two greyhounds racing, and one rammed its head right up the other's a**.' The teacher says, 'Johnny, we don't use the word 'a**' in the classroom, it's rectum.' Johnny said, "Rectum? Damn near killed 'Em."
Or this shorter version:
Teacher: So Johnny, how was your weekend?
Johnny: Horrible. A car hit my dog, right in the a**!
Teacher (correcting Johnny's language): Rectum.
Johnny: Wrecked 'em? Damn near killed 'em!
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