Kiddy Kong

Kiddy Kong is a member of the Kong Family (see Donkey Kong), and first introduced in Donkey Kong Country 3. His strange design (feet! Inconsistent size!) alienated many fans and led to the death of the "Country"-Series for 14 years. Luckily, it was the last appearance of Kiddy Kong, aside for an insignificant cameo as part of a spirit in Super Smash Brothers Ultimate.
Gus: Man, remember when Funky threw Kiddy Kong away at the start of DKC3?
Fred: He had the right instincts.
by BoosOnSecond April 30, 2020
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kiddy beaster

A amn/women who likes kids in a sexual manner
by D J October 29, 2003
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Kiddy Fiddler

A generally 47 year old man or older that looks at kids like that, he will say he needs help finding his puppy and that you need to take of all your clothes and cover yourself in peanut butter to see it. no I'm not talking from experience.
Kiddy Fiddler: Hey kids you want to see my new puppy
Dwarf That Looks Like A Child: FECK OFF YOU KIDDY FIDDLER
by Swinzinho April 27, 2019
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Kiddy Fiddler

Anyone with the username Galaxy is a Kiddy Fiddler. He tends to touch kiddies in his basement.
911: What's your emergency?
You: "I'M BEING ATTACKED BY A KIDDY FIDDLER!"
911: "Does he have Galaxy in his username?"
You: "YES!!"
911: "OMG! I WILL GET THE FBI AND ATTACK HELICOPTERS!"
by Helpmer1223 June 29, 2019
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Kiddie Pool

When two or more males ejaculate into a cup of water and mix it together to have their kids (sperm) swim in the pool
Yo! lets go to my house and have a kiddie pool!
by TheRealPoopDaddy April 15, 2020
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Kiddy Bits

a cereal consisting of kiddies.
9 out of 10 pedophiles eat kiddy bits.
by bread infection November 30, 2009
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Kiddie fiddler

This is BEKAHS best friend she has known him for ages and loves him very much!!! He talks to little kids and also bekah!!
BEKAHS bestie is the kiddie fiddler✌🏻
by RRSMEMBER April 16, 2019
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