Kavanaugh

A Kavanaugh is a person lying to get out of a bad situation.

Brett : I did not rubb my di*k against her !

Random dude in the jury : Wow , he's such a Kavanaugh, ya know!?

by JesusCristIt'sJasonBourne October 1, 2018

Kavanpaw

the combined act of masterbation and self-chocking while drunk on many beers.

Got nothing done last night, I was a having a Kavanpaw and I think I blacked out.

by Mongenfish2018 October 2, 2018

Kavandar

The calendar on many people's fridge growing up that kept track of all the activities and events. Moms are the main (sometimes only) users of them and yell at all family members for not writing things on it and things get forgotten.

"I'm not sure if I can go out that night, let me check the Kavandar," or "We were supposed to bring beer to that party, but completely forgot because it wasn't on the Kavandar."

by JMoh October 3, 2018

Kavanaugh

When someone on a video chat flushes the toilet but doesn't own up to it. He does like his beer...

"He totally Kavanaughed on the Zoom call the other day and the boss was NOT happy."

"Sorry I didn't flush, but you were on that FaceTime with your mom and I didn't want to Kavanaugh you."

by Dwight Guy May 23, 2020

kavanaughing

To sneer angrily and bluster as a defense to an accusation for which you are guilty. To raise your voice, contort your face, and feign indignation as a tactic to scare an accuser in hopes to distract the truth. Usually enacted by privileged white men.

Upon realizing that he was about to lose his clients case, the lawyer tried kavanaughing his way through his final argument.

by Aeiuo-123 February 13, 2021

Kavan

Someone who is a mummy's boy but doesn't know how to treat a woman.

"He seemed like such a nice guy though"
"Nah he was a real Kavan... would never have lasted"

by Ilovegambling July 25, 2021

Khabane

An attractive and good looking man, who has multiple hoes and is the best at everything. Has many people jealous of his greatness. Everyone needs a Khabane in their life.

Girl: Did u see Khabane today what a guy!!

by An example of Khabane November 21, 2021