Keyser

Slang for being the most worthless piece of shit imaginable. This type of person couldn’t do less work if they were in a fucking coma. Complains constantly about simple tasks.

That guy hasn’t done shit at work all . All he does is bitch. Man he’s a real Keyser.

by Camo cocked cowboy November 18, 2017

keyeen

A person who has a high self worth, Believed to have a charming and charismatic look that can light up a dark room as soon as she steps in. She has an exquisite personality an out of this world character, A person who love to travel and live life to the fullest. She has clean intention to the people she meet that's why she captures a lot of good hearts.

that person must be keyeen.

by anonymöus June 8, 2021

Keyed-board

After a night out, spent drunk and alone, you retreat to the computer to blog about your agony. Typing your heart out and dripping tears and vomit all over your keyboard.

Comes from the word keyed

I'm so lonely i don't have anyone to talk to about my keyed-board.

by MirMuhFuca November 21, 2009

Keyseys

Verb that correctly defines multiple kisses. Usually a man will send a text message to his significant other with only the word keyseys; by doing so the man is asking for kisses sometime in the near future. By sending such a text, this is regarded as the most polite way to ask a woman for kisses. May also be used by the woman in a reply of text message to confirm or deny said kisses.

Man: Opens his address book in phone and selects the woman he would like to text. Text reads as follows:

Keyseys?

Woman: Sends a reply to man with text that reads:

Keyseys.

*Note the proper punctuation.*

by B10S September 2, 2010

Ketee

A girl namde "Kathy" but who wants to sound unique and intriguing, in the same way that some girls like to tart-up their name by replacing the normal spelling with oddly-placed "i"'s, "ee"'s and random capitalisation.

"Oh no, I'm not Kathy, my name is Ketee! You should now be intrigued and look at me as though I'm very cultural and noteworthy".

by Dr Herbles September 8, 2010

keyhehe

a un-obvious word for sex, mostly used when someone can be listening.

(girls parents are in the next room)

boy: shall we go upstairs, keyhehe.
girl: hell yeah;)

by jegbub. November 7, 2010

keydecking

Moderately aggressive behaviour directed at someone for not performing a proper search before creating a new thread on an online forum and/or for posting inane comments that show a lack of forethought

The comments in such threads cut down to the core of people, far beyond your average keydecking.

by coyote3000live October 21, 2011