R Kelley

1. A young man with a large penis, the ability to attract large crowds of horny women and one who is unbearably witty. Usually a graduate from a good BUT NOT GREAT school like GWU, Syracuse etc...Enjoys pastimes like eating steal and pulling bitches. Doesn't play games... Ever.

2. The more symmetrical counterpart of R Kelly.

3. One who likes to fight when he drinks cheap vodka.

Guy 1: "Man that dude is jacked and I heard from Vivian that he was hung like a bear."

Guy 2: "Yeah maybe, but he went to that gay-white-University. Not like he ever uses it..."

Guy 1: "No but he seriously does--I've heard the girls are all on him ever minute of every day."

Guy 2: Wow a real 'R Kelley'.

R Kelley: *Punches Guy 2 in the face* "Murr Crismus!"

by Murr crissmuss January 3, 2010

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Kellanimal

A woman who is chic, classy, and wins at life. Someone who has fun with whatever they do, and generally makes life more interesting for those around her.

Man, that Kellanimal is just too cool for words.

by Hilary Paige Martinnnnnnn November 11, 2008

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Kellermans

Globular dead zones within a Protein A chromatography column.

Looks like we've got some Kellermans in this column, better check the HETP / asymmetry!

by tealtiger2 August 1, 2012

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Kelden

The fuuniest, kindest, smartest, empathetic and understanding person. He’s the most smartass person and super tall. This guy will be your best friend for life.

“If not for the fact Kelden and I were in different schools, he would totally be my best friend.

by Lilykinsxpotter March 8, 2019

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nathalie kelley

A hot australian actress in The Fast and The Furious: Tokyo Drift

Nathalie Kelley has a good looking face and body lol :)

by Nigel N. June 19, 2006

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kellenberg

i walked into a store today wearing my kellenberg cheer jacket. the man working there said to me “you go to kellenberg” i said “yeah.” he then says to me “oh i went there, so we’re basically family.” that’s what going to berg is like.

public school kid: there’s dogs and peacocks walking around your school?
berg kid: well yeah i go to kellenberg

by 1145 January 29, 2018

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