Keg Peg

When you drop your gut on her forhead while she blows you.

I keg pegged your mom last night , while you played with legos.

by Oh my white god October 11, 2020

Six keg

When someone's abs aren't quite as cut as a six pack, but are more defined than a keg.

"He's not fat...you can see some abs there. He has a six keg."

by totoafrica February 22, 2017

keg off

Competition of drinking a keg before another group of people.

Themes are usually included i.e. Pimps vs Hoes

Those city boys are gonna get fucked at this weekends keg off.

by Keg Man August 02, 2020

keg standary

The standards of holding a person above a keg for a proper keg stand.

1. Person should be upright face down with support from front and back of their body.

"That guy fell over because there was no keg standary to support him."

by Endestria October 17, 2013

check the kegs

Bar/restaurant industry euphemism for doing drugs in a walk-in fridge. Specifically but not always: cocaine in the beer keg room.

Another hour until closing, I'm gonna go check the kegs. You may need to double-check after me.

by bushwickbartender June 03, 2023

virtual powder keg

discussing religion AND politics in the same Facebook post.

Status Update:

"What? In the name of Christ?!?! Shootings, assaults, pepper spray...Occupy Wall Street casualties? Nooooo, worse...it's all in celebration of the birth of Jesus! Can you feel the magic?"

no one dared comment on that virtual powder keg.

by wickid_me November 29, 2011

Shmam Keg

A very sophisticated name for one hockey playin' SEXY MOTHER FUCKER!

Holy mother of pearl!! . . .Shmam Keg at 6 o'clock!

by The Sexy Chick December 10, 2009