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Twisted Keg

A beer keg usually holding anywhere from 5-12 gallons purely twisted tea
There will be a twisted keg a Michaels open crib function.
by Twisted lover 69 March 6, 2024
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Punani Keg

The sex act where you pour a whole 25 oz beer in a girls pussy and suck it out.
Guy 2: How think we’re you last night dude?
Guy 1: Bro, I was so drunk at the party last night Vanessa let me punani keg her.
by Wubbalubadubdub1998 November 27, 2017
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Penis Butt Keg

The act of plunging one’s penis into an arse, taking a cum, and popping it out to allow the foamy cum to drizzle from the nizzle.
She got so hot watching the democratic debate she asked me to penis butt keg her. I couldn’t do it.
by The word of god February 5, 2020
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keg of bros

A term referring to a group of men that identify/would be identified as bros. This is best used for groups of young men who appear as stereotypical bros. (For example: wearing baseball caps and sleeveless sports tees. Often refer to each other as bro or dude.)
As "herd" or "pack" are used in wildlife documentaries.

Ex: Look over there! It's a keg of bros headed to the football game!
by Caged Birdy November 17, 2015
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keg standary

The standards of holding a person above a keg for a proper keg stand.

1. Person should be upright face down with support from front and back of their body.
"That guy fell over because there was no keg standary to support him."
by Endestria October 16, 2013
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virtual powder keg

Status Update:

"What? In the name of Christ?!?! Shootings, assaults, pepper spray...Occupy Wall Street casualties? Nooooo, worse...it's all in celebration of the birth of Jesus! Can you feel the magic?"

no one dared comment on that virtual powder keg.
by wickid_me November 28, 2011
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Shmam Keg

A very sophisticated name for one hockey playin' SEXY MOTHER FUCKER!
by The Sexy Chick December 10, 2009
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