Guy 2: How think we’re you last night dude?
Guy 1: Bro, I was so drunk at the party last night Vanessa let me punani keg her.
Guy 1: Bro, I was so drunk at the party last night Vanessa let me punani keg her.
by Wubbalubadubdub1998 November 28, 2017
A term used to define a barrel of keg, which at this point the keg remains as an alchoolic drink. Used in this way because of the form of the barrel, similar to a musical drum.
Man if you go look at that PUB's basement, you will se a really big Keg Drum. I could drank from it all night long.
by Norton2 February 5, 2007
The guy who posts up at the keg all night, filling cups and trying to organize keg stands, in order to strike up conversations at a party. Keg Swammi's guess how many beers you drank and make other assumptions out loud about people at the party.
I didn't want to do a keg stand, buy the Keg Swammi called me out in front of those chicks. Yea, that guy was a douche.
by CoachDB October 28, 2011
by Autistic Retard December 16, 2016
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by p00lm8 June 8, 2018
N. A human who pegs other children and watches them suffer and cry every night.
V. To be pegging and killing one's ears.
V. To be pegging and killing one's ears.
"Omg did you know that girl Keg pegged my son?"
"I am so sorry for your loss make sure you stay away from Keg."
"I am so sorry for your loss make sure you stay away from Keg."
by DareelJesus May 15, 2021