Definitions by p00lm8

aamoaf 

As a matter of a fact

aamoaf you're a cunt

aamoaf by p00lm8 October 16, 2022

G.I. 

Geographically impossible.

When dating, there's a realisation that a potential partner won't work due to your differing locations.

How'd your date go? Super well, but a g.i. so on to the next one...she's in New York, I'm in Austin, TX

G.I. by p00lm8 August 27, 2021

Putting on the kegs 

Australian slang for putting on weight

Have you seen Barry? He's really putting on the kegs lately

Putting on the kegs by p00lm8 June 14, 2018

Real Hug 

A hug that lasts more than a few seconds as a form of greeting. It's a hug that lasts a long time and feels more like an experience than a handshake. Often leads to sex

Did you see your girl sasha the other day?

yeah. When i saw her she gave me a real hug. It was great.

Real Hug by p00lm8 May 4, 2014