Robert Kardashian

The biological fathers of:
-Kim Kardashian
-Kourtney Kardashian
-Khloé Kardashian
-Robert Kardashian (his son)

Was married to Kris Kardashian (now Kris Jenner)

Lawyer/Attorney in the Simpson & Brown case

GUY 1: Hey do you think Robert Kardashian is Khloé's real dad?
GUY 2: Obviously!

by VariableSteam0 December 6, 2014

Kardashianing

When you have sexual intercourse with large black men, usually athletes.

My friend was Kardashianing. whore kim kardashian fake black penis blackpenis

by KanyeTheWest July 18, 2012

Kanedere

A character that generally only show affection to those with status and money or only care about status and money.

Kanedere is a character that generally only show affection to those with status and money or only care about status and money.

by UrbanJap October 27, 2016

kardashian laugh

A fake and or awkward laugh

"I told her the funniest pick-up line I knew and she gave me a Kardashian laugh and turned to her friends."
"Aw man that sucks."

by UghButWhy November 15, 2016

kaedeism

Kaede

Kaedeism

by Kaedeism November 25, 2020

Karadee

Barney’s wife.

“Omg is that Karadee?”
“Yeah! I heard they were married to Barney!”

“I thought they were divorced?”

by jimmyneutronbeans December 29, 2020

kardashevism

The strong belief that the gods are humanoid extraterrestrials who were so technologically advanced that they scientifically became concious holograms living in their own matrix (simulated dimension powered by the stars) and could hack into other's minds or that the point in life is to become such a being by inspiring humanity to reach type 5 + civilization, on The Kardashev Scale.

(Very similar to my definition of transcendentalism. Please read it).

'The scientist laughed, 'That's just pseudoscience & scientism', but the Kardashev scale theorist retorted, 'No it's Kardashevism: The science & spirituality of the future.'

by Diana_Lucius_De_Collis March 29, 2023