Junkie Kong 

One who habitually ingest drugs, or is always high on something.
Derived from the Donkey Kong 64 character "Chunky Kong".

"Dude is Carl ever not high?" "Nah man, he's a total junkie kong"

Junkie Kong by Breendo January 14, 2011

junk data 

Inaccurate or useless data. A piece of data that, when compiled with a large body of like information, falls well outside of the typical parameters. Such data is usually discarded to maintain the integrity of a given study.

We could not arrive at an intelligible conclusion until we through out the junk data.

junk data by EphesiansONE11 May 25, 2014

junhyjunhy 

An interjection used in place of a facekeyboard.

Origin: Most Dell keyboards will type out "junhyjunhy" repeatedly during the act of a facekeyboard.

Yahoo! Answers: "My girlfriend is pregnant and we didn't have sex. How could this have happened?"

You: junhyjunhy

junhyjunhy by yvandubois44252 September 25, 2014

Junkie logic 

Junkie logic is the logic used by junkies. It has several characteristics that distinguish it from normal logic. These include: a reliance on irrelevant information to support an argument, combining multiple unrelated assertions, and jumping to conclusions not based on fact or reality. Junkie logic is often self-serving, and the user can rationalize away even the most convincing evidence against them.

Max: "Hey James, I know you said that the world is round, but maybe that's just because it's from your perspective. I mean, from my perspective, it's all relative, you know? It's like, if I think that the world is flat, then it's flat. But if I think it's round, it's round. So you can't really say whether it's flat or round, it just depends on which on you choose."

James: "Man, get out of here with that junkie logic."

Junkie logic by Macattaq June 3, 2015

horn junkie 

An idiot who completely blocks traffic through an intersection by trying to go forward or make a left turn when there is clearly nowhere to go, then receives a violent orchestra of horns that rivals Beethoven's 9th symphony.

The horn junkie is a major cause of rush hour gridlock.

"Come on lady! *HONK* *HONK* *HONK*"

"That horn junkie is just asking for it"

"Mommy I'm scared why are all the people honking at us?"

horn junkie by Raul (comes out at night) December 17, 2009

like junkie 

Downward spiral where your self worth is defined by likes to your posts

Me: I was up posting until 4am last night and got 147 likes.
Dude: Get. Professional. Help. Your (sp) a like junkie.

like junkie by korgwm October 13, 2013

Condom Junkie 

An individual, that void the presence of a prophylactic, has an inability to reach sexual climax. However, when implementing a prophylactic climax is reach quickly. This sensual pleasure of a protective barrier to ones genitals is so extreme that one would use a prophylactic during masturbation.

She may be a condom junkie but that bitch definitely doesn't have the clap.

Condom Junkie by morelikeradio July 18, 2016