Joshua

A person that loves Chelsea, and or all things having to do with Chelsea.

Oh, he loves Chelsea? He's so Joshua.

by Chelenza August 2, 2010

Joshua

A small town in Texas, about 45 mintues Southwest of Dallas. The vast majority of the patrons in Joshua are football-obsessed, culturally/politically retarded, mindblowingly-moronic hicks who should be shot

Do you know that one town? Joshua? Yea. It totally sucks.

by soadluvr8 January 20, 2009

Joshua

A narcissistic, manipulative, pitiful piece of trash. He secretly trusts that he is a God and that every girl wants his dick. Meanwhile, he begs naive girls for their sympathy, expressing that he believes everyone hates him and that he wants to kill himself. Do not give him compassion, he will use it against you. He will beg for everything good in you and use it against you. Joshua has no life. He talks openly about drugs and his interesting weekends only to find out he sits in his room alone on Facebook. I don't think he could ever have drug experience, because no one would offer him drugs. And he doesn't have friends to talk to on Facebook BTW. He just scrolls through the news feed. Josh tries very hard to act cool, for his lack of even understanding how to be cool. Josh dated H, a chill chick. H has empathy. H was nice to Josh. She liked Josh. But then Josh decided to manipulate her. Josh decided to be a real cunt. H hopes Josh goes to hell. H broke up with Josh. H is smart. Josh is dumb.

I'm not sure if Joshua is being nice to her or if he thinks she wants his dick.

Josh would not stop telling me he was hurting himself, but he yelled at me for trying to help him.

I think Josh is just a really dramatic male who manipulates you for his comfort.

Josh talks about terrible things really loud a lot, to get peoples attention.

Josh is a disgusting attention seeker.

by galaxy sloth July 13, 2016

joshua

a boy, showing a love for leather pants- with a drastic butt zipper- and mo-peds, and all things feminine.

(at a club) "woah bro, thats such a joshua"

by ASIANNNNNNNN September 22, 2010

joshua

A dick, someone who will do anything to get laid.
Joshua will get married for his money, nerd, and his wife will leave him for a monkey's ass. :

joshua: I LIKE MATH.
wife: oh, I'm leaving you.
monkey: EH EH OH OH AHHHH.
wife : for him, the monkey sexy monkey.

by --.\-.--\..-\------.. May 1, 2009

Joshua

The worst boyfriend in the entire world! Bipolar and a fail at life! Who doesnt know how to treat his girlfriends right and is a huge nympho! 4 feet of pure asshole who blames everything on his girlfriends and starts fights.

Ex girlfriend #1:: did he tell you this?
Ex girlfriend #2:: yeah! He told me that all the time!!!!!!!
Joshua is a huge liar!

by Glitzyraver February 16, 2010

Joshua

anus - butt

arse - butt

arsehole - butt

ass - butt

ass-hat - idiot

ass-jabber - homosexual

ass-pirate - homosexual

assbag - idiot

assbandit - homosexual

assbanger - homosexual

assbite - idiot

assclown - butt

asscock - idiot

asscracker - butt

asses - butts

assface - butt

assfuck - rear-loving

assfucker - homosexual

assgoblin - homosexual

asshat - butt

asshead - idiot

asshole - jerk

asshopper - homosexual

assjacker - homosexual

asslick - idiot

asslicker - Buttlicker

assmonkey - idiot

assmunch - idiot

assmuncher - butt

assnigger - Racial Slur

asspirate - homosexual

assshit - idiot

assshole - butt

asssucker - idiot

asswad - butt

asswipe - butt

axwound - female genitalia

Joshua: YO I'M BATMAN LET ME KILL MY PARENTS!

by RETURDED BOIII June 2, 2017