i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hat

to put it in layman's terms, you make me so sick i would rather defecate at the expense of my own undergarments instead of being in your presence.

your so shit that i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hat than know you!

by discombobulator! November 21, 2010

joons

the game card game spoons played with jenga blocks

this is joons... i make the rules!!!

by DDEERREEKK September 27, 2007

Joosh

a jewish douche. the ultimate insult.

your brother is such a joosh, i never want to see him again.

by kimberly l March 31, 2007

jook

A delicious Chinese porridge made with rice.

"I ate jook for breakfast this morning!"

by SulkBarn December 9, 2006

joos

Someone who is very stingy (often associate with the connotation of being a jew).

After segal called "not it" for driving, everyone responded with a hearty "joos!"

by kramebang January 17, 2005

joosun

Joosun is a name for a hot Asian kid, and and a very long dick, and is great at giving head

Your so hot joosun

by Moistsqaud November 16, 2016

jooked

in cricketing terms on a saturday league game, it means to be given out by an umpire from the same team when it should not have been out

harry afzal: yo butty how many runs did u make today
imran butt: bruv the umpire fuking jooked me and i got a golden. im gona shank him in the car park after the game, you backing it?
Harry :nah man if u get jooked, its a mina ting get me, youll get a 50 next week.

by jim anthonyg June 23, 2008