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Kim Jong Un

greasy haired fat man with a large assortment of nuclear weapons
by NotATakenUsername May 17, 2022
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kelvin de jong

He is a man with no loyality, he is a man wo lover women, he is a man with a Nice head, he is a man Who can help you in impossible times , Kelvin de jong fixed die meids
Kelvin de jong, is a men from his word
by Stoppen February 25, 2017
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Kim Jong-un

The chick who your Mexican boyfriend is cheating on you with.
I can't believe that asshole had a secret Kim Jong-un.
by Mi gusta November 26, 2017
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Jong

Shit is Liam wearing a jong while cleaning his bathroom
by Monkaieater69 October 26, 2022
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Kim Jong Un's Dildo

A word commonly used as a substitute for a weirdly shaped piece of bread.
Person 1: Hey! Why he feeding me some of Kim Jong Un's dildos?
Person 2: Because he failed penis inspection day and really messes up with cutting bread now...his fingers were also cut off so it is very hard for him to cut a loaf of bread normally.
Person 3: Daddy
Person 1: WTF!?
by Daaaaah215 July 12, 2024
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Luuk De Jong

Luuk De Jong scored another header
by Pexishit FC April 11, 2022
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Jongs/Jongsack

A pair of testicles.

AKA, ballsack, nutsack, etc.
I have my jongs/jongsack in a vice!
by TheVader420 February 2, 2021
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