Skip to main content

Jock

To give a straightforward definition free of opinion, a jock is a stereotype found in many American High schools and colleges about male athletes. Female athletes are sometimes referred to as jocks, but this is a male-based stereotype. Almost always football or basketball players, and sometimes soccer or hockey players, jocks are stereotyped as those athletes who are unintelligent, arrogant, and unkind, but who are nevertheless popular within their own clique and are of a high social status in school, attracting many girls and envied by dissimilar stereotypes. While they consist of many negative traits, the clear reason they remain of a high status is due to the idolization and admiration of athletes in American culture. The opposite stereotype include nerds and emos, and similar stereotypes are preps and cheerleaders.
See that jock? He's a mean jerk to people like me. But he also has ten girlfriends. Darn i wish i were him.
by Jonjon McSmith January 4, 2011
mugGet the Jock mug.

Jock Wigga

Definition=
A Jock who on top of having an un-believable ego and thinks that the world revolves around him with his shiny teeth and pretty and dumb cheerleader girlfriend. On top of all that he acts just like a Wigga or Wangta in some circles. These Jocks are easily identifiable by how they address other Jocks and wiggas or sometimes black people. Also the Jock Wigga can be identified by loving hip-hop music and claiming to live in the ghetto but in reality lives with mom and dad in there nice 3 bedroom home and loves wearing clothes from Hollister, American Eagle, And other popular preppy clothing stores.

Where can they be found?
Answer= They can be mostly found in city high schools sucking up to black guys and any other person with high social authority. You may also find them at city malls, Fairs, Local Gym, And any other place that you hold dear to yourself.

How to avoid them-
Answer= You really can't! If one approaches you start using some scene kid lingo. (EX:Whats up Niggs? You goin to the show saturday?!?! Its ganna be HXC) They will be instantly thrown off and assume your part of there crew and will immediately be confused... In other words they probably wont deal with you again...
Jock Wangsta- NIGGGAH!!!!
Normal Person- Hi???
Jock Wangsta- Whats up niggah? Wats poppin??? (Tries to slap your hand to get your acceptance)
Normal Person-Nothing much? (Confused and contemplating whether to walk away or stay)

In a sentence-

Guy #1- This Jock Wigga just asked how i was poppin?!?!
Guy #2- What did you say?
Guy #1- Nothing, I was so confused i didnt know what to say!
by XHXCX19 July 2, 2008
mugGet the Jock Wigga mug.
Related Words

Pig Jockey

A rider who races pigs at a Pig Racing event. Children or Midgets may be used as Jockeys but maximum prestige for comic effect is awarded to pig owners who use Monkeys, this may also prevent legal problems arising as the losing Jockey is usually spit roast and his mount turned into BBQ. May also be referred to as a "Simian Swine Jockey"
"That Pig Jockey just cost me ten bucks, I'm gonna spit roast his ass"
by Steve SB April 24, 2007
mugGet the Pig Jockey mug.

Head Jockey

A whore; one who has a reputation of giving either good or bad head.
Chris: Hey, remember when you and that chick hooked up, what happened there?

Darrick: Dude she's a head jockey, and it was bad, so I told her to stop and finished it off myself.
by Steven Sotelo December 29, 2008
mugGet the Head Jockey mug.

Get off my jock strap

Get out of my face or drop it. Just leave me alone stop nagging me!!!
Person 23: i can not tell u enough but you really need to get off my stinkin couch and go get a job before i get back from school today or else.
Person 28: ahhh... I will dude i just need to recover from being sick get off my jock strap!
by Al nordin August 31, 2011
mugGet the Get off my jock strap mug.

typhoon jockey

its when you screw the faucet of your sink off and put your dick up it and turn it on while you have one of your 3 love mates sucking on your sack
and the two others with both of their feet up your butt hole
putting each others fingers inside their penis holes.
Matt,Ben, and Tyler were having a typhoon jockey last night
by sweet sheets December 23, 2010
mugGet the typhoon jockey mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email