Jizzle

Jizz-el. Noun.
Another name for one who's name starts with the letter 'J' and consists of only one syllable.

"I hope your Chrizzle is the bomb dizzle, Jizzle."

Translates to -

"I hope your Christmas is wonderfully terrific, John."

by Mokey July 26, 2008

Jizzle

A word used in place of sperm

Want some of my jizzle in your mouth?

by Jared Deegan October 12, 2003

Jizzercise

The art of increasing your stamina not only through pure strenuous workouts, but also by the act of any form of sexual intercourse, including pelvic thrusting, bear-humping, tea-bagging, queefing, and of course all other sexual positions.

"Hey Kate you going to Jazzercise with me tonight?"

"Oh no you silly cunt Im going to Jizzercise! You get laid AND you get a workout! They even show you how to get work outs from simply queefing upside down!"

"Hell girly Ill go with you! Fill my butt with spermmm!"

by 908 Projectile December 8, 2009

jizzle dance

the dance girls do after taking a facial

self explainatory;after sex; the bitch did the jizzle dance

by milky_whun October 30, 2006

Jizzle

(noun) An unfortunate combination of male ejaculate and feces.

(verb) When a man excretes semen and feces simultaneously.

Anyone experiencing such a disturbing occurrence should consult a doctor immediately.

Guy: "Hey bitch, I got summin kinky for you."
Girl: "Oh baby, let's do it."
Guy: "I'm going to jizzle aaaaalllll over you."
Girl: "WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?!"

by WHATDIDYOUJUSTSAY!? August 1, 2010

blow jizzle

when a boy and a girl are fucking and then she says ooh la la and then her ex boyfriend walks in and starts blowing the other boy

ooh la la tony!!!
I could really use a blow jizzle right now

by ajksumm June 13, 2010

jizzle

means cums, jiz etc.
Comes from a mans penis.

Fo'Sure! Stephen Jizzled In His Mums Eye!

by sally96097509509 June 11, 2006