Jess

Jess (noun)
A rare and elite human being. Known for being an absolute legend, effortlessly cool, and a certified hot chick without even trying.
Someone whose presence instantly lifts the mood of a room. Loyal, hilarious, and naturally beautiful inside and out.
Warning: Prolonged exposure may cause admiration, laughter, and mild obsession.

I just spent an entire night with Jess and I think some legendary magic rubbed off on me.

Jess by Brian Bman December 31, 2025

jess moment 

A moment at when someone makes a cringe/braindead or overly sexual comment without any necessary reason.

jess: "WAIT DOES VIRGINITY ALSO COUNT AS ANAL VIRGIMITY"
oscar: "they seperate"
jess: "im fuckibg sharing my screen and my tutor can see the messages come up on my laptop regarding anal virginity"
oscar: "jess moment"

jess moment by hubleduble July 4, 2022

Jess Bowen 

A SEXY ASS MOTHERFUCKER

person 1: "Did you see that girl she was lookin' finnnnne"
person 2: "Oh you mean Jess Bowen"

Jess Bowen by JessBowenLover November 26, 2010

jess mariano 

saimas husband, the perfect guy with the BEST hair 😌

jess mariano from gilmore girls!

jess mariano by Aababhgirk January 30, 2021

jess margera 

Brother to skateboarding jackass Bam Margera of viva la bam, jackass and haggard fame.

The "other" son of ape and phil margera.

Jess found his fame as drummer of rock band CKY.

Listen to the great drumming by jess margera in the following songs by cky "96 quite bitter beings" "Escape from hellview" and "Sporadic Movement"

jess margera by 2912clover January 18, 2006

jess punch

Jess punch is the best fucking sex you will ever have, were you cum at least 7 times and that's just round 1 everyone needs to get Jess punch'ed!

"dude I just got Jess punch'ed on the weekend! IT WAS INSANE

jess punch by TheMotherFuckingTruth January 23, 2015

jess and dasha 

best friends who say they aren't lesbian for each other but really are, but nobody believes them.

jess and dasha are made for each other even if they deny it, but everyone knows

jess and dasha by what handle January 14, 2019