Jess, the name given to a kind heart-ed individual, born winner and just a stunning girl. A lady who is rather quiet at first but has a sense of humour that only people wish they had!
Jess is a born competitor with specialties in board games and badminton, you think you have seen it all, until the racket/dice enters her hand then suddenly bam within a blink of an eye you've lost. You try to rematch but alas the same outcome. Is there nothing that can stop her? Many have tried more than once but have failed. Most would gloat in this situation. Not Jess. She offers the best type of sympathy, Sarcasm. Which only a Jess can do and still make you feel better for losing. Losing around a Jess in most people’s eyes feels like you’re a winner at heart.
As well as a fun-loving character on the outside Jess loves a good innuendo and is always the first to point one out or if you're lucky catch your eye. With that comes the Jess giggle. A cute, contagious and room filling laugh. Creating even more smiles than normal when she is within.
Driving with a Jess is interesting, no hands are normally the common procedure. But you kind of lose all fear because well you're in a car with a Jess and wouldn't want to experience this with anyone else, as somehow you know she still is in control.
Knowing Jess is just a pleasure, one that you won't experience until you have one in your life. Everyone needs someone called Jess.
Jess is a born competitor with specialties in board games and badminton, you think you have seen it all, until the racket/dice enters her hand then suddenly bam within a blink of an eye you've lost. You try to rematch but alas the same outcome. Is there nothing that can stop her? Many have tried more than once but have failed. Most would gloat in this situation. Not Jess. She offers the best type of sympathy, Sarcasm. Which only a Jess can do and still make you feel better for losing. Losing around a Jess in most people’s eyes feels like you’re a winner at heart.
As well as a fun-loving character on the outside Jess loves a good innuendo and is always the first to point one out or if you're lucky catch your eye. With that comes the Jess giggle. A cute, contagious and room filling laugh. Creating even more smiles than normal when she is within.
Driving with a Jess is interesting, no hands are normally the common procedure. But you kind of lose all fear because well you're in a car with a Jess and wouldn't want to experience this with anyone else, as somehow you know she still is in control.
Knowing Jess is just a pleasure, one that you won't experience until you have one in your life. Everyone needs someone called Jess.
by ChrisH94 March 15, 2020
Get the Jessmug. A midget that looks and sounds like a demented Weasel, that suffers from Erectile Dysfunction, likes Anal, usually has a penis no longer than 2 - 3 Inches and likes to dream about fucking Animals.
by The Pussy Cat September 26, 2015
Get the Jessemug. Jesse is a fat pig who always cheats in video games, he is funny but he also is very annoying he thinks he's cool but actually he's dumb and the only video games he ever wants to play are super hero ones and since he dosen't have his own device he always expects family members to share theirs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jesse has NO butt
by Hfgtwhrkd August 26, 2017
Get the Jessemug. A male who is unlike anyone. he is gay and dislikes women. Jesse is known as a dike by everyone, however he thinks he is cool and makes fun of others. he cries when called a name. Jesse is the type of guy to hide his homosexuality from everyone.
by Fwancis September 21, 2018
Get the Jessemug. A gamer who loves to watch porn and a good friend and has a big appetite and loves cats and loves to buy Jordans and has a gf for about two days
Damn Jesse
by Hornyguy2542 October 22, 2017
Get the Jessemug. A good looking and outgoing pimp that everyone knows and get alone with well. Jesse knows everything that happen or what's going to happen. Also Jesse could be the guy of your dreams.
by Jesse Copeland September 9, 2016
Get the Jessemug. by Tiffanni April 19, 2008
Get the Jessemug.