chicken jerking

(1) the act of throttling any stupid evil bastard.

(2) passtime of inbred cretins and other evil stupid bastard

(1) "It was a great chicken jerking last night; it was almost better than sex"

by Wise Guy July 20, 2003

jerking off

this is when you fuck someone to hard they can't handle it

me and my boyfriend love jerking off

by gethorny.com August 21, 2021

shit jerking

The act of a male releasing a legitimate amount of fecal matter into his cupped hand and applying it as a lube for masturbation.

"dude, Megan Fox offered me sex the other day... but i much rather perfer shit jerking.

by Golden shlog&Iron bung&lil fuk July 14, 2010

jewing

when your too jewish to share a fag with someone, so you have to place it in their mouth for them, incase they 'steal it'

james: oi set me some of your grett?
ben: jewing?
james: go for it.

*places cigarette in mouth*

by xammej July 7, 2011

circle jerking

when guys say they are playing poker...what else could be that addictive?

so what are you doing tonight?
playing POKER

by ula May 13, 2005

Jewing

To constantly ask someone to use their stuff or for stuff in general. Verb is: To jew.

“Yo bro can I hit your dab pen? Please man”
“Bro stop being a Jew, your always jewing our shit fuck off”

by Headfunk March 19, 2023

TV jerking

Turning the tv on, and flip to a random channel, and you have to jerk it to the first person you see

"hey man wanna try TV jerking"?

-ahhh why not.

by anthonynnnnay July 22, 2011