Jamped

to get jumped and mugged at the same time

they jamped me fo my throw back man, they beat the shit outta me

by ALANA May 13, 2004

Jasper

Jasper is a man's name but when you meet a girl named Jasper, don't pass-up on her. She's loud, but a good type of loud. Funny, outgoing, honest and has a great smile. Female Jaspers' are unique and are great to be around.

They're a great friend, and they make a great girlfriend.

Jaspers' are easy to fall for, and once you do, there is no way to lose your feelings for her.

Jaspers' can be cruel when need-be, and they're good with manipulation.

"Who's that girl?"
"Jasper."
"Why is she so obnoxious?"
"Because she's a female Jasper. She's great, huh?"

by jeff strongman April 13, 2014

Jasper

slang term for beer or lager originating from the Netherlands.

Yo man, pass me another Jasper.

Are there any more Jaspers left in the fridge?

by Loudnessbomb August 16, 2010

jappahoes

Name derived from japanese and hoes,usually givin to describe a japanese girl.

Tonight i am going to meet these jappahoes that i was talking too last night at the club.

by cnav November 25, 2005

Japewger

Japewger is the consistency of a japanese, jewish, nigger.

Wow, Klem is being a real japewger today. Someone fire him.

by Joshua M Roman August 21, 2007

Jaspered

To half-ass something; to make it appear an object or item has been fixed but will fall apart or break soon after touching or using it.

Person A: That used truck you bought is awesome!

Person B: Yeah, but the guy I got it from totally jaspered everything on it. There's double-sided tape on the gas door, bondo all over, and the radio falls apart when you try to use it.

Person A: Sorry, man. Sounds like you definitely got jaspered on that one.

by SteenaLouise May 26, 2015

Japer

1.The act of playing your guitar for your baby girl after sex, no matter how bad it sounds

2. The act of ejaculating in less than 45 seconds

Guy1: Hey i totally had sex with my girl friend yesterday

Guy2: That's awesome, did you use the japer?

Guy1: o hell no, i'm not a giant faggot.

by Geneseofarmplow1! May 6, 2009