Jakob (Capo)

a egotistical woman, she lives her life playing siege and searching for games. Capo likes men.

Bro, Jakob (Capo) is scared of women but wants a, fat booty goth bitch.

by mssvalentina November 26, 2025

jakob dunlap

a guy who usually is boring has a big nose and plays some sports but sucks at all sports and he likes to make friend but has very few

"Jakob Dunlap sat the bench the whole game" "wow he sucks doesn't know how to play i guess"

by asauhfuidsafgbsduig May 2, 2018

jakob's shatter

tfw you meet an arrogant person that tries to intimidate you so in order to regain harmony you must show said person they ain't shit.

queer 86: yea, that creep wanted to dangle a carrot like im vegan, so i had to lend a hand in jakob's shatter

queer: youse a cow, huh. mooooooooove.

by 4cc_bloom May 19, 2019

Jakob Taylor

Jakob is the most amazing person you will ever meet. He is definitely top 7 billion when it comes to how funny he is. If you know a Jakob he is probably very tall and has great hair. Jakob is very caring and kind. He has the biggest heart of anyone you’ll ever meet. He is someone who would do anything for the people he loves. Jakob is one of a kind.

“Here for a good time not a long time” is what Jakob Taylor would say.

That Texas girl definitely loves Jakob Taylor the most.

by texasgirl April 7, 2022

Jakob

The ultimate fuckboy. Jakob is very faund of himself and is obsessed with sex. Jakob will tell everyone about how that person at the buss told him how good he looked.

"that Jakob... UGH! "
"Jakob broke up with me because I didn't want to have sex with him!"
"Jakob should be on a realityshow about himself."

by Unicornsandcakes December 12, 2016

Jakob b

Is a mad lad and is a joy to know and be around and always good to get a choof of said abrona and is so special his existence and is cherished but every ine

Jakob is a bad bitch

That jakob back at it again with the white vans

by Tall as fuck giant April 29, 2021

jakob

this guy looks you dead in the eyes and eats a whole poop in front of you every time you see him

coworker: hey i saw jakob the other day
you: did he do that one thing? you know the thing he always does and is known for?
coworker: oh the poop thing? yeah
you: yeah. sounds like jakob
coworker: even though i know he's chinese i'm shocked every time i see him. its like he gets more and more chinese every day
you: well yeah where do you think he gets the poop from?

by MoreCowboyThanJakob February 14, 2025