Laptop Jaffa

A Laptop Jaffa is a male whose sperm count has been reduced to zero by constant placing of a hot laptop on the genital region.

Pass me the cushion, I don't wanna be no Laptop Jaffa!

by Aidy_is September 30, 2008

rowley jefferson

zoo wee mama

wow rowley jefferson died of ligma, zoo wee mama

by berrydabee December 15, 2021

justin jefferson

cRaCkEd aT fOotbALL mY gUy, he will crack your ankles.

NICE you are going to try to guard Justin Jefferson, bruh just give up it is hopeless, You should go over there and sit next to Bernie.

by 🍀🦄SO UNLUCKY🍀 January 27, 2021

Jeff Blim

A gremlin most known in his roles in Starkid productions, such as Trail To Oregon (which he wrote!) as the father, Holy Musical B@man! as Sweet Tooth, Twisted as Aladdin, and The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals as Mr Davidson and Sam. He has a scarily wide vocal range, he is 5'7, and he is 35 years old.

Person one: Jeff Blim frightens me.
Person two: How can such a small man have that much chaotic energy?
Person three: I agree, he needs to stop terrorizing Jon Matteson and Robert Manion}.

by Albertdoesnteatglass October 17, 2019

La Jeff

Jefferson High School in El Paso Texas. Their mascot is a Silver Fox.

Where did you graduate from?

O, from La Jeff!

by The One and Only LMJ May 5, 2010

Jeff Hardy

This guy rules, you people never made it with the damn WWE have you!

Jeff Hardy is down with me!

by Anonymous August 24, 2003

Jefferson City

Small city in the state of Missouri, or as the natives call it "Misery". Fairly violent underground for a city of its small population. Known for two things, being the capital of Missouri, and being the home Jays. There is nothing to do but party with the local rednecks, or get high, or hang out with friends. There is no night life, and nothing for a minor to do. 90% of the native population are mall rats at some point in their life, or parking lot partiers. Many people make the 40 minute trip to Columbia (CoMo) to hang out on the weekends and be mall rats at a different mall. All in all "Jeff City" sucks ass.

Guy 1: "Dude, lets go to Jefferson City"
Guy 2: "Why the fuck would do that?!?!"
Guy 1: "That sexy ass kathryn girl lives there."
Guy 2: "She IS fine"

by Rubeio June 25, 2008