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General Jackoff

General Jackoff

a derogatory remark and label on an individual

Def# 1 Some one of utter laziness apathy and/ or contempt on a large scale for anything or everything - such as work, the home, or school.

Def# 2 an asshole, some one who is utterly careless and or oblivious to another’s feelings in a difficult or painful situation.
Some one who puts there own well being and feelings way before someone else’s especially during a difficult situation.

Def #3 A pervert, peeping tom, or stalker. someone obsessed with voyeurism.
some one who pauses a video image to see in they could sneak a peek of a news broadcaster’s nipple, or goes to the mall to ogle women.

Def# 4 Some one obsessed excessively with sexual oriented media - pornography, nude photos, underwear adds on TV or news paper, ect.

Def#5 some one who masturbates to excess.
“ Hey General Jackoff ! are you ever going to do your work, or did you think you were getting paid to fuck off”?

Good going General Jackoff, it wasn't bad enough that she got her heart broken, so you had to open your big mouth”!!!!

“Don’t sprain your wrist, General Jackoff” .
by Drain Bammage November 9, 2008
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Johnny-Jackmo

A person who will waste your time while you're trying to sell them something, and has no money whatsoever. First used by Terry Jones in 1992.
That mother fucker is a johnny-jackmo. He'll never buy a new car.
by XxP0wd3rxX November 4, 2011
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Reverse Michael Jackson

A Reverse Michael Jackson is when a white guy becomes black.
by xDeathx0 May 8, 2016
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Arthur Two Sheds Jackson

A man who does NOT have two sheds, despite his moniker. He is not planning on getting another. He only has one, and this shed of his has no special features.
"THAT IS IT! I am throwing away the bloody shed!"
"Then you'll be Arthur "No Sheds" Jackson, right?"
by Zach G. November 9, 2003
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Jackson Rathbone

Jackson Rathbone, born in Singapore. He has lived in many places ranging from Indonesia to Midland, Texas. He went to a performing arts school in Michigan, Interlochen Arts Academy. After he decided to go to LA to try things out. Low and behold he turns out to be dare I say it the best up coming actor of our time! I've heard, the next Johnny Depp? I THINK SO! Most know him as Jasper Hale on Twilight but he has done far more including movies like Dread, Hurt, and Senior Skip Day, ect. So not only can he be a Sexii Vampire but also play a very cute pot head! He will also be in the upcoming M. Night movie The Last Airbender! Oh! and did I mention he is in a band?? That's right girlies, his band is 100 Monkeys! Btw they are fantastic! So I would watch out for this multi-threat Actor!
Bernice: I just love Rob Pattinson
Ruby: No way! Jackson Rathbone is way better!
Bernice: Jackson who???
Ruby: You idiot he plays Jasper the brooding blonde one that used to be a Major in the army! Not only is Jackson an actor but he also sings, plays guitar,harmonica, drums, and trumpet and who knows what else in his band 100 Monkeys!
*Ruby shows Bernice a picture of Jackson and let her listen to 100 Monkeys on her Ipod*
Bernice: OH YOUR RIGHT!! HE IS AMAZING!!
by MaryleeFender March 14, 2010
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jackoffasaur

1. Thought to have been extinct, these annoying creatures with big lips and bald heads can pop out babies faster than an Atari 2600 rapid fire controller extention!

2. BoooooWHOOP!
Look out it's coming right for us!
by Gimble March 2, 2004
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Michael Jackson

The only guy who can walk into a 1920's brothel/gang hangout and get everyone dancing.
Michael Jackson's Smooth Criminal screamed badass.
by Ogg Vorbis July 27, 2010
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