Jordan

an albino that throws kids in bushes. an ass eater that licks bumm hole. his favourite foods are egg roll, noodle and rice

Jordan is a hoe

by a stupid ranga January 27, 2020

Jordan

Jordan is a funny and sweet guy. He will remember everything about you. If you tell him your birthday, he will remember. If you tell him to do something in an hour or so, he will remember. But he's only like that to people he really cares about. Jordan may seem really sad but more then not he's pretty happy when he's with the person he loves. If you break up with Jordan, be careful because he sees relationships as once you break up you guys might never talk again. He will be even more sad, and still he might be faking it, then before you two broke up. Jordan probably still wants to be friends but doesn't know how because he still probably likes you.

Girl: That guy is so funny and approachable!
Guy: I know right! I'm pretty sure his name is Jordan.
Girl: Now that I think about it, I think that is his name.

by That_one_sad_person March 10, 2020

Jordan

Although awesome in the sack there's not much else there.

Jordan: Let's have sex.
Girl: Hey Jordan, How are you?
Jordan: Let's have sex.

by Mwah123 February 24, 2010

Jordan

when a girl's shirt rides up and her pale, unsexy love handle is exposed to the world

Whoa girl, pull down that shirt. You've got a major Jordan. No one wants to see that.

by Mr. Yellow June 6, 2009

jordan

another way of saying the number 23, used in instances whereas somebody might ask how old you are.

Frank: Happy birthday. How old are you now?

Mike: Jordan.

by TonyTheAnt November 28, 2006

Jordan's

Jordan's (girls) are beautiful funny tough funny amazing at sports and very smart. Jordan's are perfect in every way possible. People are always jealous about Jordan. Jordan's are very hipper and always happy and dream big, Jordan's are good friends to be with. Jordan's try there hardest for every thing, sometimes I'm BFFS with a Jordan and she is exactly like I described. I never want to let go of a Jordan

Man Jordan's is perfect

by Real thoughts June 18, 2014

Jordan

A boy who is Happy, funny, very kind, loving, shy, creative, always smiles. handsome or good looking. Jordan can also be the bestfriend you ever had. Jordan is also a perfect guy to be a BF or GF. Jordan can also be a boy who is gay or straight but is a grate person to spend your life with. Jordan will never be the type of person who will be an ass or do anything bad. Jordan can also be a person who feelings can be hurt buy anyone.
Jordan is named used by boys and girls or even products.

Jordan is also known as the River Jordan in west Asia.

personhey Jordan you look nice today.
person my Jordan's are realty cool shoes.

by green.q April 13, 2015