The Italian Blessing

The Italian Blessing refers to the typically massive/ awesome size of an Italian man's penis.

Holy f*cking sh*t! Look at Luca Bertulessi's penis! He's definitely got The Italian Blessing.

by MintySucc October 25, 2016

Italian Jesus

A name for Formula 1 driver Antonio Giovinazzi.

Darren: Hey Tom, did you see the Italian Jesus did a fastest lap
Tom: I know, he is racing prodigy

by TheBlownDiffuser June 28, 2021

italian swirl

When a guy takes a shit while receiving head, he. Flushes the toilet as a courteous gesture

Syhulk wanted Caltari to give him an Italian swirl in the men's room.

by MrBbad September 27, 2015

Handsome Italian

"Panzer Batallion" misheard in Sabaton's song "Panzer Batallion".

"Death in the shape of a Handsome Italian"

by ave_scientia January 15, 2019

Italian Jizz

Sara's favourite substance. Luca's the supplier. Don't tell Dave.

Sara what's that on your pants?
Oh, it's just Pasta Sauce
Julia and Zoe *synchronised*: ITALIAN JIZZ

by CESARSABITCH May 24, 2019

italian isolation

to be in a small shower naked with 4 italian girls while they wash eachother

"what did you guys do last night?"

"oh just some italian isolation."

by el fen August 18, 2009

Italian snow

Parmesan cheese.

Hey Olive Garden waiter, hook me up with some of that Italian snow.

by Oddlylargeballs November 24, 2021