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Internet White Knight

Someone who stands up for girls on the internet they barely know, hopefully so they can engage in sexually intercourse with them. Usually males. They are douches who can't get none in real life
Internet Forum:

xxsomegirlxx: Hay guys like my pic?? -posts pic-

dude001: No, not really, your sorta ugly

man12: wow, your pic is a myspace angle

lulzftw009: show us another at a differnet angle, PICS NAO!

WHITEKNIGHT!!: Guyys, leave her alone. She's just a girl on the internet, and your harrasing her. (the lecture will probably go for a couple paragraphs) ...so yeah, don't be so desparate.

dude12: STFU INTERNET WHITE KNIGHT.
by abstractsplash January 6, 2009
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Internet Fart Chair

Basically, a chair ususually used by
a geek, nerd, or gamer designed for
sitting long durations in front of a computer.

The "fart" comes in because typically
the padding in the chair retains the
residual flatulence which is outputted
into the chair over a long period of time by the owner.

Often times an IFC will also have holes
or other defects in it, sometimes an
arm missing, torn/holes in fabric, etc, but despite all the damage and/or smell,
the user will typically keep an IFC around until the chair starts to
deteriorate to the point of being
unuseable.

Cloth-padded chairs tend to fit the IFC
profile more perfectly since leather tends to make the fart smell "bounce off" the chair instead of getting trapped inside the padding. A true
internet fart chair may even retain the
fart smell for years.
"James finally retired his beloved
Internet Fart Chair after months of
evercrack caused the arms of the
chair to loosen and break off. "
by drgrant June 6, 2005
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internet argument

This is something that idiots do online when they are bored and / or have no friends.

These lamers normally make shorter versions of their pointless sayings to conserve time so they can argue with very little effort. Examples inclue STFUAD, STFUAGBTW, stfuah, stfub, stfubar, STFUBISYUTHAKYAOTD, STFUbIsyuthaKYAotdyBAMFA, Stfubling, stfubomb
"Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics... Even if you win, you're still retarded." A true quote of what an internet argument is.
by sk3tch September 28, 2006
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person of interest

This is the libel-proof way of really saying "we think this guy is a suspect but we don't yet have probable cause and we want to talk to him and hope he's stupid enough to confess and make our case." But, for some reason, they choose not to come out and say that the person is a "suspect" that they would arrest on sight.

Person of interest means we don't have enough to arrest; suspect means we do.
Chief Smith said: "Witnesses described a bald white male with a 'wifebeater' shirt as being at the scene of the crime. He is a person of interest in this case and we would like to talk to him."
by forhall October 15, 2010
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internettitude

A hybrid of the words "internet" and "attitude".

Obnoxious and combative behavior resulting from the
anonymous safety one feels when interacting with others over the internet.

See also: spineless, coward
If you met that asshole in real life, his internettitude would probably disappear real quick.
by The Toe January 7, 2004
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internection

Abbreviation for Internet Connection. It's a term that has become considerably more commonly used, but has not yet been abbreviated. It is easier and quicker to say and can be understood easily, even by someone who has never heard it before.
I'm totally out of new porn, my internection's been down all week!
by Queennicks February 13, 2007
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Internetourettes

The act of posting on a Facebook Profile or Group something you would not like your own mother to read, but don't care if the person whose page you posted on happens to have his mother reading it.

A post the will almost certainly get you banned from a friends profile.

Saying something you should not have said on a public profile
I let my Internetourettes get the best of me today, Her Mom saw the post, and I got booted.

Internetourettes is a bitch, I think my boss saw that post.
by morosejew March 5, 2010
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