internets

"Internets" is an expression, written in September 1999 inside of the 'Metro' newspaper (published in Czech Republic), by Věra Pohlová. She said "Tyhle aféry každého jenom otravují. Já bych všechny ty internety a počítače zakázala." ("These affair only bother everyone. I would disallow all those internets and computers.") as an opinion on an affair, about leaking private data from the 'Česká spořitelna' bank trough an internet.

I would disallow all those internets!

I would disallow all those <fill in anything!>

by Batrachus August 24, 2011

Internet

will make you very fat

Person #1 Looks like bob gained a few pounds.

Person #2 Its that damn internet.

by Bob Dole 123 April 23, 2007

internet

a place to look at naked photographs of the opposite sex - replaces dirty magazines of the 60's and 70's while the resulting action taken in private remain identical.

ex. - "Hey man, wanna go downtown to pick up some chicks?!"
- "Nah.. I got internet."

by Ted January 5, 2004

internet

the internet is where awhole bunch of people get sucked into and very rarely return they gradually turn in to lifeless fruits

damn where'd everyone go?the internet.shit there's enough fruits in this world already

by janette wall July 1, 2003

internet

Boobiez, drugz, bombz and IRC.

by Anonymous May 25, 2003

internet

Something that allows people to pay money to look at advertisements for products they'll never buy while calling each other 'asshats.'

by Baller July 7, 2003

internets

The possessive form of the word internet; An internet that appears to belong to an individual.

I hax ur internets, n00b.

Jerry, get off your internets and do some damn work.

by Wooden Jesus August 23, 2007