"Why do guys call it a magic sock"
"You would call it magic too if you shot your cum on your chest."
"You would call it magic too if you shot your cum on your chest."
by Joel Alan Penless December 23, 2013
Get the magic sockmug. The container or receptacle used to store all the socks that become orphaned when their mates mysteriously disappear during the laundry cycle.
Jerry was able to "adopt" 21 pairs of socks during his year-end clean up of his sock orphanage. The remaining orphaned socks were euthanized.
by Sock Man December 27, 2009
Get the sock orphanagemug. A condom that won't stay skin tight against a turgid male phalus due to a lack of penile girth. In the case of a droopy sock, penile length is meaningless and the condom sags down the shaft like an old sock with the elastic worn out.
While Carl was blessed with inches, he was not blessed with girth. His pencil dick was unable to support condom use as it always turned into a droopy sock.
by Eaton Holgoode January 13, 2016
Get the Droopy Sockmug. Sock gnomes are an ancient folk who hail from Germany. They sneak into people’s houses and steal their socks. Only the left ones though. The purpose of this is to wear them as hats. Its very necessary to their survival. Other common names for them are as follows; hat people, helmet folk, hut luete, and sockenzwerg. They refer to themselves as hat people because socks don’t exist to them. The big people are the crazy stupid giants. When the big peole come, the sock gnomes riot. Their weapon of choice is the pitchfork which they ise to stab people right in between the leg bone and the knee cap. This will bring their enemies to their knees, but not for long because of the excruciating pain. Then they fall on their faces and the sock gnomes tie them down with little pieces of string. The sock gnomes are also brilliant engineers. They actually invented the leg warmer, the back massager, cheez itz, tom holland, and the tenor saxaphone. In sock gnome legend, there is a messaih who will come wearing 100% wool socks on their head that are also waterproof. This person is destined to be ruler of all sock gnomes. Sock gnomes to this day hold a bitter grudge against the big people because of the rednpointy hatted stereotype they have created.
by Bobthelobster March 6, 2022
Get the Sock Gnomesmug. I remember bobby socks, saddle shoes and poodle skirts being my sartorial choices when I was sweet sixteen!
by talk2me-JCH2 May 29, 2022
Get the bobby socksmug. by "Drop a sock" March 21, 2017
Get the Drop a sockmug. The clutch object when you are far away from the bathroom and don't think you'll make it. Poop in the sock, wipe with the outside.
by Nialltheboss June 22, 2019
Get the poop sockmug.