muck diving

Where you find a dead homeless bitch, then someone puts their mouth over her pussy. Then someone jumps on her stomach and you eat whatever comes out. yummy.

Breezy and I went muck diving last weekend, but I wasnt eatin the pussy.

by Spoons April 07, 2005

muck out

To enter ones contents of the bowels in to the bog. i.e. have a fucking good shit

I'll be gone sometime im off to the shitter for a muck out.

Dont go in their it stinks i've just had a fucking good muck out.

Wheres the bog, i need a muck out.

Your fucking cat has just had a muck out all over the fucking floor.

Look at that dog its having a nasty muck out, and it fucking stinks.

by Cunts November 03, 2006

muck fuck

1. n. An individual who walks so slowly (usually right in front of you) that it seems as if they must be bogged down in some sort of mire. Also, one who walks with excess swagger and achieves the same effect.

2. v. The act of doing the aforesaid.

1.
Teacher: Jack, why are you late for my class?

Jack: Sorry Ms. Porter, there was a pack of muck fucks dragging ass down the hallway.

Teacher: I understand completely.

2.

Jack: I'm sick and tired of muck-fucking walls of idiots taking up the entire hallway!

by Factuality April 21, 2010

mucked around

1) A sexual connotation, i.e., fooled around in bed.

2) Fooled around in a friendly, non-sexual way.

1) We mucked around all night.

2) We mucked around all night.

by PHCH December 23, 2009

mucking fess

An extreme state of disorderliness

The garden shed is a mucking fess

by mikroton August 22, 2022

Muck Apples

Muck Apples means to eat a lot of apples (Anywhere from 4-11) very fast and messy.

Mason: "Ahmad you can't muck apples just give up that's only 2"
Ahmad: "No Mason I can muck a lot just watch"

by AppleMucker2000 July 03, 2018

Butt Muck

The act of pilfering one's asshole while they are asleep or without permission. Also known as Rape.

I butt mucked the fuck outta that bitch last night.

by shanagains9211 April 19, 2019