ill-error

A phrase anyone can use in order to have a legitimate sounding excuse for making a mistake at work, at home or when you return something, and you can't think of any other reason.

It also helps if your are or have been sick, thus bringing a little cred to your lame excuse. (Can be used in conjunction with it's 2nd cousin: "ill-advised".)

Woman: Wow! What were you thinking? Of course your pineapple is going to spoil if you bought it 3 weeks ago and left it on your kitchen counter. We can't give you a new one.
Man: Yeah, but I wasn't thinking properly...it's an ill-error. I didn't realize it because I've been sick and couldn't come into the store without giving everyone here my flu.
Woman: OK, go pick one out and I'll have someone ring it up at no charge.
Man: Thank You...(with a fake sneeze)

by We Were Just... January 4, 2019

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ill bounce

The ability to jump extremely high or far, with extreme ankle strength. Absolutely necessary for triple jump.

Dylan's got dat ill bounce in his ankle when he triple jumps, where as Rusty's got no ill bounce and can't even leave the ground.

by TRN Ill Bouncer April 18, 2010

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ill ostrich

Men who are really good at making bagels and are stingy with their money, but aren't Jewish.

Hey, fellows... I know this ill ostrich at the bagel shop who doesn't look Jewish! Theo!

by wellimmikedd December 8, 2010

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ill-ennial

Any child conceived between the start of coronavirus outbreak started in the United States and the end of the nationwide social distancing/quarantine period.

Meghan was born on January 12, 2021. Meghan is an ill-ennial.

by Anthony Melvin March 23, 2020

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