local intelligenti 

Local intelligenti are the people visibly hanging out in the neighborhood: people on their porches watching the street, gang of kids hanging out on the corner, etc

Took the wrong exit off the highway, asked the local intelligenti how to get back to 95.

local intelligenti by Patvl June 5, 2018

intelligenitalience 

Intelligenitalience enables the penis to remember descriptions of things and use those descriptions in future behaviors. It gives the penis the cognitive abilities to learn, form concepts, understand, and reason, including the capacities to recognize patterns, comprehend ideas, plan, problem solve, and use the human as a vehicle for language in order to communicate desires. Intelligenitalience enables the penis to experience and think.

If your girl's pussy is itchy, offering to scratch it with your dick shows you think with your dick, thus showing your intelligenitalience.

intelligenitalience by Pumadude321 April 3, 2015

Intelligence Slap 

Intelligence Slap: when someone says something idiotic and it warrants a good slap for their genuine stupidity.

"My cock is 25 ft long."

*SLAP*
"What the hell was that?"
"It was an intelligence slap, you're that stupid."

Intelligence Slap by BirdBrain9090 December 7, 2015

Intelligence

n. (defense, law enforcement, etc.) information supporting the predetermined course of action -- as distinct from information warning against that course, the latter being classified as propaganda, disinformation, conspiracy theory, etc.

There is no intelligence to support the claim that baggage handlers traffic drugs in the baggage of unsuspecting passengers, who will take the rap if the plan goes wrong.

Intelligence by Metastases June 5, 2016

Intelligence

Something you won't find on Urban Dictionary.

You know very well how Intelligence is used on Urban Dictionary, unless, of course... you dont.

Intelligence by Urban Dictionary is okay... July 2, 2018

Intelligence

Something the red spy has

A:INTRUDER ALERT! A RED SPY IS IN THE BASE
S:A RED SPY IS IN THE BASE!?!
A: PROTECT THE INTELLIGENCE

Intelligence by personA1 February 8, 2022

Intelligencism 

The noun of being intelligencist to someone, discrimination against people who are idiots or retarded.

That's just intelligencism! You can't discriminate against him just because he is a retard!

Intelligencism by Trxllxd May 29, 2022