ill-bread

Sickly yeast

When I went to eat my sub, I discovered it was inedible due to an acute case of ill-bread

by Woodntknow July 30, 2016

ill-error

A phrase anyone can use in order to have a legitimate sounding excuse for making a mistake at work, at home or when you return something, and you can't think of any other reason.

It also helps if your are or have been sick, thus bringing a little cred to your lame excuse. (Can be used in conjunction with it's 2nd cousin: "ill-advised".)

Woman: Wow! What were you thinking? Of course your pineapple is going to spoil if you bought it 3 weeks ago and left it on your kitchen counter. We can't give you a new one.
Man: Yeah, but I wasn't thinking properly...it's an ill-error. I didn't realize it because I've been sick and couldn't come into the store without giving everyone here my flu.
Woman: OK, go pick one out and I'll have someone ring it up at no charge.
Man: Thank You...(with a fake sneeze)

by We Were Just... January 4, 2019

Mental illness

a spectrum of illnesses that affect your mental health

"My parents are the reason why i have a Mental Illness"

by AzureAllieres March 14, 2023

ill-gut

Someone who is in a foul mood and behaving acoordingly.

See also: cantankerous, grumpy, disagreeable.

Little Timmy didn't get enough sleep last night and is being a bit of an ill-gut.

by South Slang May 14, 2023

ill ostrich

Men who are really good at making bagels and are stingy with their money, but aren't Jewish.

Hey, fellows... I know this ill ostrich at the bagel shop who doesn't look Jewish! Theo!

by wellimmikedd December 8, 2010

Ill as fuck

Something super fuckin rad, dude.

"Dude, aardvarks are ill as FUCK!"

by Aardvarkian Warlord December 14, 2017

ill bakeout

when mad people get together in the woods and smoke pot

yo nigga we be havin a ill bakeout tonight at the park. u in?

by sam cocknballs January 13, 2008