ill-error

A phrase anyone can use in order to have a legitimate sounding excuse for making a mistake at work, at home or when you return something, and you can't think of any other reason.

It also helps if your are or have been sick, thus bringing a little cred to your lame excuse. (Can be used in conjunction with it's 2nd cousin: "ill-advised".)

Woman: Wow! What were you thinking? Of course your pineapple is going to spoil if you bought it 3 weeks ago and left it on your kitchen counter. We can't give you a new one.
Man: Yeah, but I wasn't thinking properly...it's an ill-error. I didn't realize it because I've been sick and couldn't come into the store without giving everyone here my flu.
Woman: OK, go pick one out and I'll have someone ring it up at no charge.
Man: Thank You...(with a fake sneeze)

by We Were Just... January 4, 2019

Ill as fuck

Something super fuckin rad, dude.

"Dude, aardvarks are ill as FUCK!"

by Aardvarkian Warlord December 14, 2017

ill-prepared

when u r ready but u get sick

I was at work today and i was ill-prepared so i got fired.

by jolp 123 March 7, 2017

ill-bread

Sickly yeast

When I went to eat my sub, I discovered it was inedible due to an acute case of ill-bread

by Woodntknow July 30, 2016

differently ill

When you feel ill but in a different way

"My cough has become worse, I feel differently ill"

by Elliegpetrz January 2, 2017

ill-ennial

Any child conceived between the start of coronavirus outbreak started in the United States and the end of the nationwide social distancing/quarantine period.

Meghan was born on January 12, 2021. Meghan is an ill-ennial.

by Anthony Melvin March 23, 2020

ill eagle

Ill eagle means illegal. It is a term created by gamers that comes from the splitting of the two syllables that make up illegal.

"He can't take my name, that's ill eagle. I'm going to sue him."

by krexpexfex July 20, 2020