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I don't need a present

Something your friend tells you when they don't want a present but, you are gonna get them one anyway.
John: What do you want for Christmas
Tiffany: I don't need a present
John: ok I will get you one anyway.
by cookiejack December 19, 2020
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I don't need to do anything else and I'm not going to

Cousin Jay is clearly harassing that chick at Burger King and then omitting half the story and acting like he wasn't.
Hym "I don't need to do anything else and I'm not going to. And apparently you DO allow it. You allow it and you CHOOSE the child murder over not harassing people... Repeatedly! You choose child murder over letting people cash in on their brilliant ideas. You CHOSE child murder and cover up. Those were YOUR choices. Put and end to this before I choose it with you."
by Hym Iam June 11, 2025
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i need a brown

by Redwall1234 June 22, 2014
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I Need Iron Blocks

The best meme to emerge in 2025. Romeo needs them. We need to revive Telltale so we can play the masterpiece this came from again. (Minecraft Story Mode)
"I nEeD iRoN bLoCkS."
"I'M OUT OF BRICKS."
"i don't WANNA be surrounded by LAVA!!!"
by DaveyJonesBoner November 10, 2025
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BRAZILIAN DRUG DEALER 3: I OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN THE FAVELA TRYING TO REVIVE MIT AIA I NEED TO CLOSE IT is a PS2 style fps game made by joeveno. Cool fucking name
BRAZILIAN DRUG DEALER 3: I OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN THE FAVELA TRYING TO REVIVE MIT AIA I NEED TO CLOSE IT is making me rage so dang MUCH!!!!!
by HumorDeath November 19, 2025
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