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Falcon Hump

In Super Smash Bros, Captain Falcon's Up B maneuver causes him to grasp his opponent and forcefully hump him exploding the humpee into a ball of fire and dealing damage.
Luigi was killed by my Falcon Hump.
by Balls Kolano January 20, 2009
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hump day

Wednesday, or the hump of the week
The absolute BEST day of the week, the day of maximum hope that maybe, you might make it out of this week alive. A particularly good hump day can last you the rest of the week, and by Doomday morning (Monday) you survive by anticipating hump day. Nothing goes wrong on hump day

Most other days can be defined by hump day. Tuesday is the day before hump day. Thursday is one day after hump day. Except Friday is WOOOH!!! FREEDOM!!! Day, Saturday is Mostly Hungover day, and Sunday is PreDoom day.

Hump day has nothing to do with sex. Unless one wants it to. I like to declare the existence of hump day just to see people's faces. Usually being conservative and all
"Do you know what the best thing about Tuesdays are? Its the day before Hump Day!"
"What's hump day?"
"It's the hump of the week!!"
(they all shake their heads in pity)
by AprilO September 1, 2005
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hump

A big bump on the back of a camal.
by U22L April 23, 2003
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Weed Hump

the screwing of someone who is stoned while you are stoned
I smoked a blunt with my boyfriend then i got a good weed humping
by slut bag whore July 26, 2006
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Hamster Hump

"She put her hair in pigtails, so I hamster humped the crap out of her."
by Matt H. October 5, 2004
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Hump Day

According to The Erotic Barber:

A day (presumably Wednesday) in which you need to tag 3 big dick ass niggas under the originating post. TEB states that he needs more big dick ass niggas to do the "Bust That Nut" challenge with him and is giving out free subscriptions to his onlyfans.
Yo Yo Yo its hump day! Ay what I need you to do is tag 3 big dick ass niggas under this tweet right here. I need some more niggas to do this ‘Bust That Nut’ challenge with.

And I’m also giving away another hunit free subscriptions to my onlyfans. Be looking out for that tweet later on today, and don't forget to tag them 3 big dick ass niggas if you one of the big dick niggas tag yourself!
Hump day! Fuck with ya boy! Nude Barber.
by AntoineSexman September 17, 2022
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Lady Hump

Slang; in referrence to the Harley Davidson "Sportster" motorcycle. The Sportster has the ill fated reputation of being a girl's bike, thus any male Sportster owner rides his "Lady Hump."
by Capt. Stash September 25, 2010
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