Reject humanity and return to monke

If you say this it means you want to return to monke

I hate being a human, REJECT HUMANITY AND RETURN TO MONKE *turns into monke*

by Monkze November 6, 2021

Flipped my humanity switch

To turn off all emotions and feelings to protect yourself from getting hurt.

Vampire Diaries reference.

I was so hurt by you, but now i've flipped my humanity switch and don't feel a thing anymore!

by VampireDiariesLover October 27, 2015

human petri dish

a person who is always sick and spreads their germs where ever they are.

Alan is such a human petri dish. He always has a cold and sneezes all over the place.

by kajoe October 18, 2008

Finn the Human

The dopest character alive, he is this badass character from adventure time

Finn the Human is so cool!

by Ana♥ May 30, 2014

sawed-off human

A mentally challenged/retarded person. They are called this because they are a dumbed down and more dangerous version of a person

Dave: How was your experience substitute teaching special ed yesterday?

Sam: It was crazy, those sawed-off humans kept sword fighting with their cocks.

by the hung horseman January 3, 2019

Human spambot

Person who goes door-to-door pushing leaflets through letterboxes.

"Some human spambot shoved this pizza thing through the door, where's the bin?"

by RebeL_fARmeR January 30, 2007

human Language

a gender binary that has been developing for millions of years where people mutter obscure sounds with their tongues lips and the palate diaphram and throat hole. it's also social construct and an illusion.

- Noam Chomsky (Language for the Completely Illiterate, 2004 but.hol et al.)

An example of human language:

"I like beefy cheesy mmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"

by malcolm shabazz April 28, 2014