horizontal dictionary

whe you learn something from your lover (your horizontal dictionary )

I know 3 languages; My paents spoke English & French in the home, & I picked up Spanisah from t he Los Angeles horizontal dictionary

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 26, 2020

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horizontal

horizontal is the word to describe an abnormally large chuguses that not only is taller horizontally than vertically but also makes you gag when you walk past them. They take up the whole sidewalk you want to feel bad for this horizontal lard but there six big Macs fourteen mcflurrys and shitty attitude make that hard

person one: Ahhhhh! is that an earthquake?!
person two: No, it's just Derek walking to taco bell he's such a fucking horizontal chungus.

by syndrome3453 February 03, 2025

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drinking so much alcohol that all you can think about is having to lie down on the ground, right then and there, horizontal.

“yo are you going to drink with us tonight?”
“YES, i have full intentions of being horizontal!”
“hell yeah! black out or back out! i’m gonna get horizontal too!!”

by finmtaf January 02, 2021

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Horizontal fun

Sex

I had horizontal fun with the girl I met at the bar last night

by Sam Dias May 06, 2021

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horizontal lengthage

horizontal lengthage (ˌhôrəˈzän(t)l / leNG(k)TH / ij) : The amount of distance you gain in a single instance on a horizontal axis (can be applied in the air) (applies to melee and ranged weapons as well as projectiles)

Some people could say that this is a synonym of ''range''

Oh my god dude! Did you see the amount of horizontal lengthage I just got from that!
Wow dude! That horizontal lengthage was crazy!
Doomfist's Seismic Slam ability from OverWatch can get an impressive amount of horizontal lengthage .
Did you see the horizontal lengthage on this flail!?

by JokerGoat September 24, 2018

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