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Keepin' it Horizontal

To maintain a causal relationship with someone
"What about you and them? What's going on there?"

"We just keepin' it horizontal."
by @definition April 13, 2024
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horizontal engineering

Horizontal Engineering (noun):
A playful Kenyan slang term describing the art of navigating life’s challenges using charm, strategic companionship, and “soft power” techniques conducted mostly in horizontal positions. It’s less about blueprints and more about bedsheets.
Someone seems to be levelling up in life mysteriously fast, and the streets start whispering, “It’s not hustle, it’s horizontal engineering.”
by Jus0 May 1, 2025
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Horizontal pinned

When someone is hair pinned and wear it as horizontal as possible to represent they are holding weed but not willing to sell it, but usually know a guy who does.
That guy in the blue Bennie is horizontal pinned, so he must know someone to be able to hook us up.
by South/eastbaylivin March 30, 2015
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Horizontal Sword-Swallow

When a woman is lying on the bed on her back with her head hanging over the side. The man is able to insert his dick up to the base in her mouth and down her throat, similar to a professional sword swallower
Dude, she laid there and I gave her a horizontal sword-swallow
by Buckshot LeFunk August 14, 2025
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Horizontal Twist

Sex (when experienced with all parties at a less than vertical position).

Also a killer latter day song by Blondie.
Last night Nikki invited me in to do the Horizontal Twist if you know what mean.
by ApricotFields October 8, 2020
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horizontal barracuda

a saying that refers to sex.
You don't make an omelette for someone who stayed over and did not do the horizontal barracuda!
by Poly-anna May 24, 2018
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