Horizontal Life

N: a synonym for sex life. More commonly used for women who more commonly lay horizontally during sex.

"Did you read Chelsea Handler's book My Horizontal Life? It's a collection of her one night stands"

by jembert January 07, 2010

horizontal tango

A term used when someone has a Sexual intercourse on a bed

bro Sam and glasses girl are in my house shaking violently, they doin the horizontal tango

by Shæt April 20, 2024

SUCK MY BIG FAT HORIZONTALLY CHALLENGED BALLS

WHAT IS SAY TO ALL THE LADIES

SUCK MY BIG FAT HORIZONTALLY CHALLENGED BALLS BITCH
OMG THERE SO BIG
I KNOW NOW SHUT UP AND SUCK THEM

by I LOVE BIG BOOBS April 25, 2024

horizontal lengthage

horizontal lengthage (ˌhôrəˈzän(t)l / leNG(k)TH / ij) : The amount of distance you gain in a single instance on a horizontal axis (can be applied in the air) (applies to melee and ranged weapons as well as projectiles)

Some people could say that this is a synonym of ''range''

Oh my god dude! Did you see the amount of horizontal lengthage I just got from that!
Wow dude! That horizontal lengthage was crazy!
Doomfist's Seismic Slam ability from OverWatch can get an impressive amount of horizontal lengthage .
Did you see the horizontal lengthage on this flail!?

by JokerGoat September 24, 2018

horizontal handshake

A.k.a. "moocher's greeting" or "glad-handout"; it refers to where one of your "friends" beamingly approaches you with extended arm as if to greet you with a hearty palm-clasp, but instead of positioning his hand vertically the way one usually does when shaking hands, he holds his outstretched palm **upwards** so that his hand is horizontal --- this "gimme, gimme, gimme" position is how his hand is usually held whenever he is around fellow humans (duh!).

I always feel suspicious whenever someone greets me with a horizontal handshake, since it is a good indication that he is planning to ask me for a handout.

by QuacksO August 03, 2019

horizontal fruit-basket

A sex act. Performed by wrapping your penis in a banana peel and squeezing the juice of an orange, a lime, and a grapefruit on top. Your partner then gives you head as you lay sideways on a flat surface, ideally with the curviture of your penis lining up with their throat.

"My lady wanted something tropical, so I gave her a horizontal fruit-basket"

"How thoughtful!"

by Sassy yet Classy April 17, 2016

horizontal dictionary

whe you learn something from your lover (your horizontal dictionary )

I know 3 languages; My paents spoke English & French in the home, & I picked up Spanisah from t he Los Angeles horizontal dictionary

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 26, 2020