holder-upper

One who prevents another from doing something of importance or relevance

She is a holder-upper for when I am trying to pack my stuff to move.

by alaoaeriajga January 2, 2010

dirty dish cloth holder

ringpiece, butthole,

I'd lick her dirty dish cloth holder

by tambo1874 June 7, 2009

Holder-uppers

A tool of torture where you've doomed if you use it and doomed if you dont - it keeps gravity from taking control but can be quite suffocating.
THE BRA

H.: Golly, they've reached your knees?
N.: Yeah, gravity hates me
H.: Screw gravity, buy a new pair of holder-uppers!

by Iamalama December 24, 2010

nobby holder

1.) A person with abnormally large sideburns

2.) A person who makes a tit of themselves at Christmas party's

what's he got on the side of his head?!? Hes a right Nobby Holder

by omex10 November 2, 2010

Dairy Share Holder

A man who encourages his wife to get a breast enlargement operation.

Dairy - breasts.
Share Holder - vested interests in having a good set of hooters to play with.

Dennis loved Harriet very much. He would love her even more if she had a decent set of norks. I guess Dennis could be described as a Dairy Share Holder.

by amulet_1972 April 30, 2010

Oyster Holder

The two divots above a womans behind on her back, that straddle the spine. They are not visable on fat women. They make perfect divots to collect seamen.

I came on her back, and it ran into her oyster holders.

by bag of swimmers May 10, 2010

lifesaver holder

A tongue piercing, particularly a barbell style piercing worn by a woman or a gay male.

Sure, she's hot, but mostly I like the way she uses that lifesaver holder.

by TPB in Big D February 4, 2009