Housespitality

Solluminati version of hospitality.....

Ms Sharon had very good housespitality

Zelda showed no housespitality to Ricky

by Qustatic December 14, 2017

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Housespouse

An update for the times. A significant other that plays the housewife roll without the sexism. The spouse that does the majority of the housework.

I am stuck here working while my husband is away on a hunting trip; I really miss my housespouse!

by Sage Whimsy March 30, 2022

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Faster Horses

A multiple day music festival where countless rednecks and wanna be country girls gather in order to get wasted and take photos while country plays in the background.

Hey man I drove my lifted Chevy to faster horses and wore my favorite confederate flag shirt for a week straight.

by Havejjxbannsk June 12, 2016

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This is where you take a shit in the shape of a horseshoe and freeze it. Then you must find that special someone to use it on. When she is ready, you take your frozen feces and put a condom on each end of it. Then you must proceed to enter her anal cavity with one end and her vagina with the other. While in both cavities, you move one end in further than the other and vice-versa.
WARNING: This process must be done quickly to avoid the unfreezing of the feces. Enjoy!

"I found the girl of my dreams! I think tonight might be the night to pull out my Alaskan Horseshoe and get down and dirty."

by silkysmooth85 September 16, 2009

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Horseslap

While having sex with a girl, you clench your right fist (left hand for lefties) and use the back of your hand to knock her the fuck out. Then kneel her up, get on all fours and buck her in the face.

Sandra got horseslapped last night.

by Maelzer, Goodman and Freed January 31, 2009

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