hofy

a person with an autistic fish and who has a really small penis

Damn the kid is a real hofy

by jack melancon March 16, 2017

Hefty Humper

A person or thing that humps anything in its way. Known for falling on the ground and having an orgasm from thinking about the many fruits and vegetables they fucked last night. Also known as Miley Cyrus.

Miley Cyrus is a hefty humper

by 1212qazwsx April 3, 2017

Hottymcfotty

That one guy you think is just so damn sexy that you can't help but just look at him nonstop

Omg that guy is so damn sexy , what a hottymcfotty

by Misslinds May 15, 2017

Hoftie

A hard softie penis. You can't put it in and you can't act like it's not there. The penis equivalent to blue balls

It's not whiskey dick, it's a hoftie.

by Hoftmeister June 25, 2017

Hefty lefty

A gal with a bigger right boob

Julia Louis-Dreyfus’s character Selina Meyer on veep calls herself a “hefty lefty”

by Raintrain October 23, 2017

hostytoasty

A great person who can be an asshole. Can be used for any gender. When yelled at or ignored it's heard to tell how they will deal with that situation. Emotional and loves people easily. Very smart, weird, and funny. Meeting a HostyToasty is once in a life time, so make it last!

I met this unique person, they're a Hostytoasty

by Hastton November 5, 2017

Hopty

Related to stereotypical Eastern European culture.

My dad took me to a hopty Russian festival.

by PonyTrainBoi December 23, 2018