Hobosexual

A man, women,and or a transgender person who has sex for a place to stay.

I meet this fine nasty ass hobosexual yesterday.

by Southside bc November 30, 2020

Hoboken Chocolate Cream Pie

A vile sexual act where you take a dump on the floor and smear your buttocks on the steaming pile of fecal matter before sitting on your partner's face.

"Fefe, I gave the Hoboken Chocolate Cream Pie to that girl from district the other day."

by Poon Assassin01 April 8, 2022

Louise Hobden

Louise Hobden is a sexy candy panda.

he is extremely intelligent but sometimes a little ditzy when she gets too excited, but always interesting and fun! Louise usually looks gorgeous and has a fantastic smile that lights Everyone up. She treats people fairly and truthfully even if they dont like it! Dont mess with her - she will never forget it! Louise is the greatest one man woman lover you will ever find and is always optimistic with life, and stubbornly determined to succeed like a warrior at whatever she attempts. Louise's are great people! Hug one and tell her so today!
Louise Hobden's are usually a malteser, brown hair on the outside and blonde in the inside! Hair is usually blond as she can be a bit ditzy at times but everyone loves her for it. Partys hard, loves life and is particulary fond of bows. Anyone would be lucky to even know a Louise. Louise is a popular feminine form of the name Louis; it is used in all English-speaking and French-speaking countries, and is commonly found across Europe.
Also in a famous saying:)She is a fantastically creative person who makes fun of the most boring and tedious jobs. She is a wonderful storyteller and encourages fabulousness in everyone she meets. She is a caring understanding and compassionate person and she knows how to party! A truly tremendous woman.
love you louise:D

Wow, she is such a sexy candy panda, she must be a Louise Hobden.

by Stephanie:) December 28, 2011

Hobosexual

one who is homosexually attracted to homeless people.
Popularized in the Druid Pryde song "Hobosexual"

you can find em in the shelters
you can find em in the streets
you can find em in my bedroom
under my sheets

hobo
hobosexual
hobo
hobosexual

by Jake verb November 27, 2006

Hoboken Hammer

Sexual act where the male partner, having covered his penis in alfredo sauce and wrapped it in fettucini proceeds to slap this rather unique culinary masterpiece upon both the forehead and anus of the female partner...the order in which each area is slapped is not significant.

"She wants you to treat her to a nice dinner, eh? Hey, why don't you take her down to Luigi's Place and give her the Hoboken Hammer! Badaboom, badabing!"

by mslmnx August 29, 2009

hobosexual

It means i fill a tennis ball tube with cigarette butts and dirty pennies i find on the sidewalk and then i put my peepee in it

I was really hobosexual last saturday after the school dance.

by Hobo Mania September 7, 2011

Hobosexual

A man or woman of any sexual/affectional persuasion or preference who is rated as a disappointment within the realm of surrendering to the exigencies of physical love; a Bum fuck

"I thought that Darlene was as pretty as a bowl of tits," Sydney said, "but when we slipped between the sheets and finally got down to it, she turned out to be a hobosexual."

"Wassathat?" Tommy barked.

"A bum fuck!"

by Twathenge May 5, 2006