black hippo

The African drug lord, often associated with stupidity and slandered American values. And insulting.

Man, he is super drunk and high. How do women like that?

I guess he's just a Black Hippo.

by TheSpacefish September 21, 2013

hippo yawning

A phrase used to describe someone's huge vagina.

''how was Linda in bed then?'' ''I didn't even touch the side's her fanny's like a Hippo Yawning''.

by NicLauren'sole April 17, 2016

blue hippo

A man born of christian faith, who likes to ram his nose into another guys ass while at the same time getting ass pounded by a women with a strap on.

wow last night me and a buddy of mine played blue hippo, I liked it when his girl showed up.

by piggy wannabe jason July 31, 2007

you hippo

term used when talking to fat chicks

guy-"i got mtv at home"
girl-"so?"
guy-"what u mean so?! its cool you hippo!"

by chillagen June 12, 2005

cheezy hippo

a hippo that is very very very very very cheezy and eats bananas, someone who is cheezy or not funny in the least. a person who thinks that they are funny and laughs at their own jokes, a loser

omg! he is such a frickiiiiiin cheezy hippo, he tells us jokes about llamas and everybody knows that alpacas are funnier

by llamas and cheeze February 25, 2008

hippo-jumbo

a word used to hide the meaning of a "hand job" from your parents or any other type of adults in the near vicinity.

-"So what did you end up doing with Tom last night?"
-"We watched the horror flick and I proceded to give him a hippo-jumbo."

by hipppiee June 16, 2008

hippo fetish

A Kinky Sexual Obssesion Over Hippos

Mason Wants That Hippo Cock In His Ass cuz he has a dirty hippo fetish

by MasonAndrewKlingler June 26, 2006